Kiss Me, Satan!
Girl Scout Cookies are the Work of the Devil
by Xena 40 Replies latest jw friends
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LittleToe
I suddenly have this overwhelming desire to go out and buy a box of "After Eight" mint chocolates.
"It's just a wafer thin mint..." -
Satans little helper
"It's just a wafer thin mint..."
Cue many Pythonesque script quotes. Actually I watched 'Life of Brian' last night for the first time in years and nearly died laughing on the floor
All I said was that this halibut was good enough for Jehovah
Anyway, is there any way to get these girl guides to deliver to the UK? I'll have 3 packs of everything!
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LittleToe
SLH:
Anyway, is there any way to get these girl guides to deliver to the UK? I'll have 3 packs of everything!
Hopefully . And maybe some girlscouts might trail behind them, trawling their culinary wares
(btw - Python Rocks!!!)
And now for something completely different... -
blondie
There was never ever anything in the WTS publications on buying GS cookies. I always bought them and knew many JWs including elders' wives who did. It was considered a conscience matter. I just never told anybody so it wouldn't "stumble" anyone. I knew a CO's wife that loved them and would buy as many boxes from me as she could.
Blondie
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Momofmany
When I cannot get thin mints, I get Keebler's grasshoppers. Or if I feel like a good drink, 1/3 creme de mint, 1/3 creme de cocoa, and 1/3 creme. Liquid grasshoppers.
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Xena
bisous I had you pegged as a fellow heathen.....now if we could just get Dave and LT to dress up in Girl Scout
dresseskilts and have them hand deliver a few boxes.....oh the heights of decadence that could be reached...Grasshoppers Mom??? Why did they have to name a cooke after an bug? It just ain't right, I'm tellin ya!
I should buy a few dozen Satan's Little Helper and bring them next time I make the jaunt to Britian....*sigh* who am I kidding they would never survive until then....but it was a good thought, wasn't it???
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gumby
I have one gift in life. I can eat ALL the girlscout cookis I want. I can eat all the oreo's and milk I want. I can eat my ass off and still keep the same weight. I'm a lucky bastard ain't I? Hooter smokers are slimmer than non-hooter smokers that eat the same amounts. People need to smoke more hooter then they could eat all the chocolate they wanted.
Gumby
*gumby goes to bed and dreams of xena showing up in a girlscout outfit*
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SheilaM
Xena:
Oh I know my daughter came over and forced a box filled with boxes of Girl Scout cookies on me. She had spent $40.00 on cookies and was panicked cause she had been eating them non-stop....I froze the rest LOL
I was a Girl Scout and can't believe I was selling this evil
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flower
I'm happy to say it has been three years since my last thin mint. The first year was tough but now I just run past them in the train station and outside of the stores without even looking.
Fortunately, there are no girl scouts in my family, I dont think I could resist it if my niece ever became a pusher, even from 500 miles away!
Good luck fellow addicts!