Poor jokes

Pleasuredome

There was this guy and he had a girlfriend named Lorraine who was very
pretty and he liked her a lot.

One day he went to work and found that a new girl had started working
there.
Her name was Claire-Lee and she was absolutely gorgeous.
He became quite besotted with Claire-Lee and after a while it became
obvious that she was interested in him too.
But this guy was a loyal man and he wouldn't do anything with Claire-Lee
while he was still going out with Lorraine. He decided that there was
nothing left to do but to break up with Lorraine and get it on with
Claire-Lee.
He planned several times to tell Lorraine but he couldn't bring himself
to do it. Then one day they went for a walk along the riverbank when
Lorraine slipped and fell in to the river.
The current carried her off and she drowned.
The guy stopped for a moment by the river and then ran off smiling and
singing...
"I can see Claire-Lee now Lorraine has gone."

Pleasuredome

Michael Owen walks into a nightclub, goes straight up to a woman,
starts feeling her up and then says;
"Get your coat love, you're coming home with me".
The woman replies;
"You're a little forward, aren't you!"