Poor jokes

Englishman

There are 11 players in a football team.
The lower numbers are the defenders.
The middle numbers are mid-field players.
The higher numbers are the strikers.
Englishman.
Wallflower

Doesn't a masturbator and a striker both try to shoot?
Sorry, attempting a joke. :-)
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I'VE GOT IT! I'VE GOT IT AT LAST!
Michael Owen is the short wanker with the high number who moved the goal posts.
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Pleasuredome

the goalkeeper who catches owen's shots moved the goalpost. where as david beckham always bends his balls in.
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OOOOOOOH ! Painful.
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