Bride of Christ Files for Annulment
AP - Feb. 04, 9:45am
Just 24 hours after marrying her Lord and personal Savior, the Bride of Christ is calling it quits.
The Bride of Christ after a night of binge drinking water turned wine and partying, filed early Friday morning for a marriage license at the Las Vegas courthouse with longtime guy pal Jesus. Sources say after a limo drive from the courthouse, none of her family were present for the quick ceremony at the Little Wedding Chapel on the Las Vegas strip.
Later that afternoon, sources say that the Bride regretted the rash decision and immediately moved to annul the impromptu nuptials. Spokesmen for the Bride could not be reached for comment.
Jesus H. Christ, Son of God, is a longtime bachelor carpenter out of Galilee, a region outside of Jerusalem, Israel. His spokesman, Gabriel A. Archangel, gave a brief statement to reporters, stating that the whole thing was a joke gone too far and that Jesus and the Bride of Christ are only friends.
The paperwork was filed and the annulment is pending.
J.R. Brown could not be reached for comment.