Top 10 Polite Ways To Say Your Zipper Is Down....

by Xena 21 years ago 27 Replies latest 21 years ago social humour

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  mouthy 21 years ago

  I liked it when Churchill's fly was open & some one told him he said "Dead birds dont fly" Sorry to change the subjet.... but even though I have said this before Grannies repeat themselves

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  drwtsn32 21 years ago

  LMAO Xena!!! Those are hilarious!!

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  Englishman 21 years ago

  We normally say "You're flying a little low today".

  Englishman.

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  gumby 21 years ago

  Hey dipwad......your dinker is gonna fall out if you don't zip up your pants.

  Gumby

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  darkuncle29 21 years ago

  Your barn Door's open.

  Your barn door's open and your cows are getting out..

  When I was working as a cashier, I used to ask guys this: If your fly was down, would you want a total stranger to tell you? Most got the clue.

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  safe4kids 21 years ago

  You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary".

  That's gotta be my favorite, heheh. Thanks for the chuckle this morning, X-girl, I needed it!

  Dana

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  JH 21 years ago

  I'm the direct type and would say, "your zipper is down dude". And that's polite enough.

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  pudd 21 years ago

  LOL

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  Frannie Banannie 21 years ago

  LOL, Xena! and "Zipper-De-Doo-Da" to you, too!

  Frannie B

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  Sassy 21 years ago

  "Is that an invitation?"

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