Top 10 Polite Ways To Say Your Zipper Is Down....

by Xena 27 Replies latest social humour

  • mouthy
    mouthy

    I liked it when Churchill's fly was open & some one told him he said "Dead birds dont fly" Sorry to change the subjet.... but even though I have said this before Grannies repeat themselves:)

  • drwtsn32
    drwtsn32

    LMAO Xena!!! Those are hilarious!!

  • Englishman
    Englishman

    We normally say "You're flying a little low today".

    Englishman.

  • gumby
    gumby

    Hey dipwad......your dinker is gonna fall out if you don't zip up your pants.

    Gumby

  • darkuncle29
    darkuncle29

    Your barn Door's open.

    Your barn door's open and your cows are getting out..

    When I was working as a cashier, I used to ask guys this: If your fly was down, would you want a total stranger to tell you? Most got the clue.

  • safe4kids
    safe4kids
    You've got your fly set for "Monica" instead of "Hillary".

    That's gotta be my favorite, heheh. Thanks for the chuckle this morning, X-girl, I needed it!

    Dana

  • JH
    JH

    I'm the direct type and would say, "your zipper is down dude". And that's polite enough.

  • pudd
    pudd

    LOL

  • Frannie Banannie
    Frannie Banannie

    LOL, Xena! and "Zipper-De-Doo-Da" to you, too!

    Frannie B

  • Sassy
    Sassy

    "Is that an invitation?"

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