On the old Dick Cavett show, he was interviewing a distinguished older man, and asked him to turn with him, their backs to the audience. Then he said "one of us has our zipper down" and whichever one it was, repaired it, and they turned around again and we never knew which one it was. I thought that was classy!!
Top 10 Polite Ways To Say Your Zipper Is Down....
by Xena 27 Replies latest social humour
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Special K
Excuse me but.. "I think you're having a bit a a clothing malfunction".. better get that checked or you could be "uninvited".
lol
Special K
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patio34
Xena, thanks for the laughs! It was good.
I also enjoyed "If your fly was down, would you want a total stranger to tell you? Most got the clue." (I can't access now who's it was.) Edited to add that it was DarkUncle (with a Yin-Yang symbol!--I just bought a Yin-Yang ring and eat macrobiotically mostly--why do you have Yin-Yang, DU?)
And also Mulan's about Dick Cavett with "One of us has a zipper down..."
Patio
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FMZ
Dude... your dick is hanging out.
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toreador
those were hilarious!
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Mac
I'm so tired of being told....
"You do know it's not a good idea to have an untethered python in public."........Sheesh!!
mac, ( of the okay...fine.. I lied...so what...short dicked Irishman class)
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LoverOfTruth
Better close your pocketbook; your lipstick is hanging out!
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FMZ
OK, one last one:
I think little Johnny needs to go back to Winkyville.