Imagine if all major retailers started making their own brand of condoms, but kept the same marketing slogans...?
Sainsbury Condoms - making life taste better.
Tesco Condoms - every little helps.
Nike Condoms - Just do it.
Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
Galaxy Condoms - Why have rubber when you can have silk.
KFC Condoms - Finger, Licking good.
Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
Safeway condoms - Lightening the load.
Abbey National condoms - because life is complicated enough.
Coca Cola condoms - The real thing.
Duracell condoms - keep going and going.
Pringles condoms - once you pop, you can't stop.
Burger king condoms - Home of the whopper.
Goodyear condoms - for a longer ride go wide.
FCUK condoms - no comment required.
Muller light condoms - so much pleasure, but where's the pain.
Halfords condoms - we go the extra mile.
On-digital condoms - plug and play.
Royal Mail condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
Andrex condoms - Soft, strong and very very long
Renault condoms - size really does matter!
Ronseal condoms - does exactly what is says on the tin.
Ronseal quick-drying condoms - its dry and waterproof in about 30
minutes.
Domestos condoms - gets right under the rim.
Heineken condoms - reaches parts that other condoms just cannot reach.
Carlsberg condoms - probably the best condom in the world.
AA Condoms - the 4th emergency service.
Pepperami condoms - it's a bit of an animal.
Polo condoms - the condom with the hole (VERY poor seller).
Englishman.
Finger Lickin' Condoms..
by Englishman 27 Replies latest jw friends
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Englishman
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Simon
How about some extra ones ...
Alka-Seltzer: Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, Oh what a relief it is
American Express: Don't leave home without it.
Access: Your flexible friend
Brim Decaffeinated Coffee: Fill it to the rim with Brim
Delta: It's ready when you are.
Hostess Twinkies: Where's the cream filling?
Mallborough: Come to where the flavor is
McDonalds: Billions and billions served
Rolls Royce: Trusted to deliver excellence
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Englishman
I can see where this is going..
Englishman.
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Joyzabel
ROTFLMAO, you guys have way too much time on your hands.
But it does give me some good ideas for posters at the clinic!!
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bikerchic
OH MY! You Brits are too funny!
Kate LMAO
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stillajwexelder
Minstrels Condoms - melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
I could make a funny reply but will refrain on the grounds of decency
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Satanus
Microsoft - where do you want to go today?
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SpunkyChick
Brim Decaffeinated Coffee: Fill it to the rim with Brim
oh no! lol!
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SpunkyChick
Vegas Condoms - What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas...
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freelife
Bounty Condoms: the Quilted quicker picker upper
Campbells condoms: mmm mmm good
Oscar Meyer condoms: MY bologna has a first name its B-O-N-E-R
Discover condoms: It pays to Discover, With cash back bonus awards.