Finger Lickin' Condoms.. (page 2)

Bounty (kitchen towels): Have you tried it wet yet? Tesco Condoms - Every little helps
Nike Condoms - Just do it.
Peugeot Condoms - The ride of your life.
Minstrels Condoms - Melt in your mouth , not in your hands.
Safeway Condoms - Lightening the load.
Abbey National Condoms - Because life is complicated enough.
Ever Ready Condoms - Keep going and going.
Pringles Condoms - Once you pop, you can't stop
Burger King Condoms - Home of the whopper
FCUK Condoms - no comment required.
Royal Mail Condoms - I saw this and thought of you.
Andrex Condoms - Soft, strong and very very long.
Microsoft condoms - where do you want to go today?
Gillette Condoms - The best a man can get.
Renault condoms - size matters.
Topic condoms - A nut in every bite.. (ouch!)
Lexus Condoms - It's the feeling inside.
Pirelli Condoms - More grip in the wet.
Cadbury's Creme Egg Condoms - how do you eat yours?
Milky Way condoms - they won't fill you up between meals.
Budweiser condoms - "Wasssup?".
Pal condoms - top breeders recommend it...
Bodyshop condoms - not tested on animals...
Pretty polly condoms- 8 hours of comfort
Filofax condoms- Keeps all your important stuff in one place
(Cadbury's) Finger of Fudge condoms - Just enough to give yourself a treat...
Kwikfit condoms - you can't get better than a Kwikfit fitter.
P&O Ferries Condoms - Roll on Roll Off
Del Monte condoms - the man from Del Monte, he say "Yeeeeeeessss"
Tetley teabag Condoms - the little perforations let the flavour flood out...
Typhoo condoms - you only get an "Oooooh!" with Typhoo.
The Ariston Condom- and on... and on... and on... and on...
Dyson Condom - No loss of suction....
The Army Condom - Be the Best
Guiness condoms - the best things come to those who wait

On the darker side;

Kit Kat condoms: Have a break.

Whiskas condoms - 9 out of 10 owners said their cat preferred it.

Fray Bentos Condoms- No lumps of fat or gristle..guaranteed.

nicolaou

In a similar vein, some of you depraved pervs might like this. If you're easily offended by knob gags move on......

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Bloke goes for a job in the Quality Assurance Department at Durex. The foreman takes him 'round the plant and shows him all the machinery and offers him the job.

"What will the role entail exactly?" Asks the interviewee "Well", says the foreman, "you have to check 1 in a hundred", and proceeds to remove one of the rubbers from the production line, stretches it, holds it up to the lights, then places it over his penis and calls the secretary over. She proceeds to hitch her skirt up, pull her knickers down and bends over. The foreman gives her a good rogering, after he's finished he removes the prophylactic stretches it, holds it up to the light again to confirm no holes.

"Easy as that", he says.

"When do I start"? Asks the fells, unable to believe his luck.

"Monday, 8.00 sharp!"

Naturally, our hero hardly sleeps a wink all Sunday night, and is outside the Durex factory waiting to get in at 6.30.

Anyway, the production line starts up and the fella faithfully counts as 100 ribbed black mambo's (lubricated with sensodol for extra comfort) pass by. He picks up the 101st, stretches it, holds it up to the light to check for holes then pulls it over his old man and calls the secretary over. Over she comes, grabs hold of his manhood, and proceeds to rigorously masturbate him.

Rather startled and confused, the bloke just looks at the secretary who says....... "Sorry, company policy. You've got to work a week in hand".

LittleToe

Ford - "You can have any colour you want, as long as it's black" (18lb black nobblers, a speciality..."

British Rail - "Never on time, but we're trying" (internally lubricatred with drugs to reduce premature ejaculation)

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