Valentines Day.......a heathen, apostate practice of bastards!

by gumby 44 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • gumby
    gumby

    OK....listen up all you pagan, valentines day worshippin, heathen, apostate bastards!

    Valentines Day has pagan CATHOLIC roots!

    What is Valentines Day, WHO was Valentine?

    According to the Catholics.....there were 3 different Valentines.....all christian martyrs. Nobody knows for sure which sory is true about them but the stories are intresting. Without going into detail to much, here are the three ideas (legends)

    1. He was a priest in the 3rd century in Rome who defied the emperor, who wanted young men in the army to remain single because they made better soldiers. Valentine secretly married them, was caught, and put to death.

    2. He helped christians escape harsh Roman persecution.

    3. He is the first one to have sent a true valentines card. He was in prison, and fell in love with the jailors young beautiful daughter. Before his death, he sent her a card....."From your valentine".

    I'm going with the last legend cuz I think that the last story is just sweeter than hell! I'm just wonderin if it would sound as cute if I said......"From your Gumby"

    Anyways..........go ahead and be a heathen bastard and send out your heathen apostate Valentines Day cards to your sweeties.......your ALL gonna die anyways at Armageddon so you might as well 'get a little' before it comes( valentines day is really a cheap way for a guy to score with his honey)

    Gumby

  • Gadget
    Gadget

    I guess Gumby's letter box was empty this morning........

    Gadget the heathen apostate bastard...........

  • gumby
    gumby

    Gadget.....you snoopy bastard! How did you know my pm box was empty? Gawd I hate people who know me.

    Gumby

  • Gadget
    Gadget

    I just assumed it because my pm box was empty too!

    Not that I'm dropping a hint or anything..........................

  • Xandria
    Xandria

    Happy Valentines Day anyway Gumby.

    I was awakened with the smell of roses this morning by my bedside. So I don't think anything can really dampen my day.

    X.

  • gumby
    gumby
    I was awakened with the smell of roses this morning by my bedside.

    I don't mean to sound dirty or anything......but could you share with us what happened with you and your lover after you found the roses?

    *poor sick perverted men......their such a disgrace*

    Gumby

  • shera
    shera

    Happy Valintines Day Gumby!

  • gumby
    gumby

    Shera......Happy Valentine's Day to you too!

    ( I see the double thread thing is working)

    Gumby

  • Xandria
    Xandria

    Gumby,

    My lips are sealed with chocies... lol. If you really want to know find a female and practice for V-Day. Take it for me.. it is worth every minute of pratice.

    X.

  • gumby
    gumby
    If you really want to know find a female and practice for V-Day. Take it for me.. it is worth every minute of pratice.

    I'll never understand how some flowers can make a womans hair on her neck stand up. If my wife bought me a table saw.....I wouldn't want to jump her bones for that. I'd rather jump her bones BEFORE she went and bought the saw........like when shes trying to get in the car and leave.

    Gumby

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