OK....listen up all you pagan, valentines day worshippin, heathen, apostate bastards!
Valentines Day has pagan CATHOLIC roots!
What is Valentines Day, WHO was Valentine?
According to the Catholics.....there were 3 different Valentines.....all christian martyrs. Nobody knows for sure which sory is true about them but the stories are intresting. Without going into detail to much, here are the three ideas (legends)
1. He was a priest in the 3rd century in Rome who defied the emperor, who wanted young men in the army to remain single because they made better soldiers. Valentine secretly married them, was caught, and put to death.
2. He helped christians escape harsh Roman persecution.
3. He is the first one to have sent a true valentines card. He was in prison, and fell in love with the jailors young beautiful daughter. Before his death, he sent her a card....."From your valentine".
I'm going with the last legend cuz I think that the last story is just sweeter than hell! I'm just wonderin if it would sound as cute if I said......"From your Gumby"
Anyways..........go ahead and be a heathen bastard and send out your heathen apostate Valentines Day cards to your sweeties.......your ALL gonna die anyways at Armageddon so you might as well 'get a little' before it comes( valentines day is really a cheap way for a guy to score with his honey)
Gumby