Valentines Day.......a heathen, apostate practice of bastards! (page 2)

simplesally

Gumby and Gadget, don't feel bad, my pm box was empty too! We should declare that there shall be no more Valentines Days ever!!

xjw_b12

edited because I was using the wrong cut and paste

I got my hubby a small stuffed fuzzy brown bear, holding a big red heart that has "XO XO" on it. Also, a heart-shaped box of chocolates, a bag of his most favorite cookies, and a special card, all put together in a nice gift-bag with hearts all over it.

It has been sitting on the kitchen table since we came downstairs this morning and he hasn't opened it, or acknowledged it. (I think it has embarrassed him, because he didn't get anything for me.)

Oh well, the day is still young.

Karen, the incurable romantic

gumby

It has been sitting on the kitchen table since we came downstairs this morning and he hasn't opened it, or acknowledged it.

He's just a guy......that's all. He wouldn't have noticed if you painted the kitchen.

Gumby

obiwan

OK....listen up all you pagan, valentines day worshippin, heathen, apostate bastards

That's MR. Bastard to you!!

Sassy

Happy Valentines Day Gumby!!

Sassy whispers in Gumby's ear "Its really ok if we celebrate Valentines Day now, remember we aren't JWs any more"... places a kiss on his cheek and walks away..

gumby

places a kiss on his cheek and walks away..

Now ain't that just like a dang woman?

Teases ya with a kiss.. then leaves

Gumby

LittleToe

Gumby:You mean a brand new table saw wouldn't give you a hard on?
Strewth - you have become a hardened (??? - maybe softened...) heathen b*st*rd!!!

Sentinel:
If it's any consolation, he probably WOULD have noticed if youd painted yourself blue, and tied a bow round your neck (assuming, of course, that this was the entirety of your attire ).

gumby

Gumby:You mean a brand new table saw wouldn't give you a hard on?

LT.....you should use the word 'boner' insted cuz you sound REAL nasty and.....well.......kinda pagan.

No.....table saws don't give me boners......but having to pee in the middle of night sure does.

Gumby

Sassy

Now ain't that just like a dang woman?
Teases ya with a kiss.. then leaves

Sassy swats Gumby along the side of the head and says.. "how many men do you think I have kissed in here, cheek or OTHERWISE?"

You mean a brand new table saw wouldn't give you a hard on?

It would get ~Sassy~ wet... she LOVES tools.....

Sassy who was oohing and awwing over a table saw just yesterday!

Valentines Day.......a heathen, apostate practice of bastards!

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