Women: Know Your Place (page 2)

Maverick

If a man wants this kind of companion he should get a dog!

What a nightmare!

Maverick

toreador

I don't think the guy was serious was he??

shamus

The guy who studied with me was a woman nazi. He would tell his wife and put his foot down on stupid issues, LOL!

One time before the study they were arguing over something, as all couples do, nothing significant. I think it was about fertilizer. He put his foot down and said after she left "That is part of headship." or something to that effect; I was stunned.

What a stupid religion.

Gretchen956

Be a little gay

see, this guy isn't all that bad, I have at least one section down!

Gretchen

fraidycat9

Burt Bacarach

Wives and Lovers
Hey, little girl,
Comb your hair, fix your make-up.
Soon he will open the door.
Don't think because
There's a ring on your finger,
You needn't try any more

For wives should always be lovers, too.
Run to his arms the moment he comes home to you.
I'm warning you.

Day after day,
There are girls at the office,
And men will always be men.
Don't send him off
With your hair still in curlers.
You may not see him again.

For wives should always be lovers, too.
Run to his arms the moment he comes home to you.
He's almost here.

Hey, little girl
Better wear something pretty,
something you'd wear to go to the city.
And dim all the lights,
Pour the wine, start the music.
Time to get ready for love.

Oh, time to get ready,
Time to get ready,
Time to get ready
For love.

Tatiana

see...this is a fine example of a woman not giving head............

oops, valis..my bad....

That Burt song makes me want to PUKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FlyingHighNow

Husbands and Lovers

(Lyrics changed by FlyingHighNow)

Hey, Mr. Man,
Take a bath, get a haircut.
Soon she will open the door.
Don't think because
There's a ring on your finger,
You needn't try any more

For husbands should always be lovers, too.
Run to her arms the moment she comes home to you.
I'm warning you.

Day after day,
There are hunks at the office,
And men will always be men.
Don't send her off
With your face still in whiskers.
You may not see her again.

For husbands should always be lovers, too.
Run to her arms the moment she comes home to you.
She's almost here.

Hey, Mr. Man,

Better wear something sexy,
something you'd wear in the bedroom.
And dim all the lights,
Pour the wine, start the music.
Time to get ready for love.

Oh, time to get ready,
Time to get ready,
Time to get ready
For love.

Get a haircut. Shave. Shower. CLIP YOUR TOENAILS: I can't stress the toenail clipping enough. BRUSH your teeth. Do not, I repeat, do not ever wear white jockey underwear, especially not the Y fly ones. Wear boxers or boxer briefs. Wear a silk robe. Play sexy music. Light some incense and candles. Lots of candles. Take your time, boys. Put your arm around her waist. Sweep her close to you...fast, but don't hurt her. Plant a passionate kiss on her lips. In a deep voice, look intensely into her eyes and tell her she is the hottest woman you have ever seen. Look into her eyes and tell her how sexy they are. Tell her how her face takes on a lovely glow in the candlelight. Tell her what you like about her hair, her face, her body. Tell her why you love the way she loves you. Do not leave out intensity and passion.

Pay attention to your ladies because if you don't, there are other guys who will. Don't ever take her for granted, unless maybe you are very wealthy and you don't care what she does.

seeitallclearlynow

I don't believe in shunning, Pleasuredome, so I will respond, but only for that reason.

It would be lovely to be this kind of wife - If there were enough men capable of providing for their families so that the woman of the house could have the LUXURY of simply taking care of her home and family.

Sheese what a jerk.

asleif_dufansdottir

PD,

Ya know, this stuff would be a lot funnier if we could read it in retrospect, but we really haven't gotten to that point yet, unfortunately. There are too many in this world (and too many in our government) who think this stuff is absolutely good advice. Women still get advice like this all the time, sometimes from other women, more's the pity.

The WT recycled a lot of this crap, too, but that worries me less than the fact that it remains to a great degree 'out in the world' too.

Women: Know Your Place

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