Do you have a story with a great moral or lesson to it?

by Love_Truth 14 Replies latest jw friends

  • Love_Truth
    Love_Truth

    Do you have a story with a great moral or lesson to it? If so, post it here.

    Here's my contribution:

    A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead.

    He remembered dying, and that the dog walking beside him had been dead for years. He wondered where the road was leading them. After a while, they came to a high, white stone wall along one side of the road.

    It looked like fine marble. At the top of a long hill, it was broken by a tall arch that glowed in the sunlight. When he was standing before it he saw a magnificent gate in the arch that looked like Mother of , and the street that led to the gate looked like pure gold.

    He and the dog walked toward the gate, and as he got closer, he saw a man at a desk to one side. When he was close enough, he called out, "Excuse me, where are we?"

    "This is Heaven, sir," the man answered.

    "Wow! Would you happen to have some water?" the man asked.

    "Of course, sir. Come right in, and I'll have some iced water brought right up."

    The man gestured, and the gate began to open. "Can my friend," gesturing toward his dog, "come in too?" the traveler asked.

    "I'm sorry, sir, but we don't accept pets."

    The man thought a moment and then turned back toward the road and continued the way he had been going with his dog.

    After another long walk, and at the top of another long hill, he came to a dirt road which led through a farm gate that looked as if it had never been closed. There was no fence. As he approached the gate, he saw a man inside, leaning against a tree and reading a book. "Excuse me!" he called to the reader. "Do you have any water?"

    "Yeah, sure, there's a pump over there". The man pointed to a place that couldn't be seen from outside the gate. "Come on in."

    "How about my friend here?" the traveler gestured to the dog.

    "There should be a bowl by the pump."

    They went through the gate and sure enough, there was an old fashioned hand pump with a bowl beside it. The traveler filled the bowl and took a long drink himself, then he gave some to the dog. When they were full, he and the dog walked back toward the man who was standing by the tree waiting for them.

    "What do you call this place?" the traveler asked.

    "This is Heaven," was the answer.

    "Well, that's confusing," the traveler said. "The man down the road said that was Heaven, too."

    "Oh, you mean the place with the gold street and pearly gates? Nope. That's Hell."

    "Doesn't it make you mad for them to use heaven's name like that?"

    "No. I can see how you might think so, but we're just happy that they screen out the folks who'll leave their best friends behind."

  • dustyb
    dustyb

    There was a man walking with an elephant. He came walking up and found six blind guys arguing. He asked the blind guys what they were arguing about. All the blind guys said they were arguing about what an elephant looks like. The guy with the elephant said okay, i'll let each of you guys feel the elephant and so you can get an idea of what it does look like. So one guy went and felt the leg and said that an elephant feels like a tree. Then one guy went and felt the tail and said, no, the elephant feels like a rope. Third guy goes up and feels the stomach and says it feels like a brick wall. Fourth guy goes up and feels the ears and says the elephant feels like a leaf. Fifth and Sixth guy goes up and feels etc etc (you get the point). All the blind guys started arguing what the elephant looked like, one said tree, the other said leaf, the other said rope, the other said brick wall and so on and so forth. So the guy that had the elephant just walked off and let the guys continue arguing. Who was the only guy that knew what the elephant looked like? The guy that owned the elephant, right!

    Moral of the story?

    God is the guy that can see, and he knows what the elephant looks like. The rest of us are just blind guys bitching and arguing at each other that we have the truth and we are right....

  • shotgun
    shotgun

    Dustyb ....I thought the moral was don't let strange men feel your elephant.

  • dustyb
    dustyb

    ....don't let strange men feel your elephant too =D

  • aunthill
    aunthill

    A man and his Labrador Retriever are sitting in a duck blind. Some ducks fly over, the hunter shoots and a duck falls in the water. The Lab jumps up and runs over the water, picks up the duck in his mouth, runs back over the water and drops the duck at the hunter's feet. The hunter can't believe what he just saw, so he waits for more ducks to fly over. Pretty soon another flock comes by, he shoots, and a duck falls in the water. Again the Lab runs out over the water and retrieves the duck. The hunter is so amazed that he has to go get his friend to see this. He brings the friend back, shoots another duck, the Lab repeats his performance, and drops the duck at his feet. The hunter says to his friend, "Did you see that? What do you think of that?!!" The friend says, "I think that dog doesn't know how to swim!"

    The moral of the story is: Don't miss the point.

  • sonofapreacherman
    sonofapreacherman

    One poster posits a thread in the doctrinal/study article section entitled (for example) "the messiah or the god-head" and waits a week for a reply.

    Another poster starts a thread entitled "newby needs a big hug" and gets thirty (((hugs))) in ten minutes.

    Moral: love conquers all.

  • dustyb
    dustyb

    sonofapreacherman, you sly devil you....its true tho.

  • Nosferatu
    Nosferatu

    Don't pick your nose on bumpy roads

  • HadEnuf
    HadEnuf

    Never eat a whole bag of prunes . Cathy L.

  • Winston Smith :>D
    Winston Smith :>D

    An 80-year old man was having his annual check-up and the doctor asked him how he was feeling.

    "I've never been better!" he boasted.

    "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?"

    The doctor considered this for a moment, then said,

    "Let me tell you a story.

    I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He never missed a season. But one day, he went out in a bit of a hurry, and he accidentally grabbed his umbrella instead of his gun." The doctor continued, "So he was in the woods, and suddenly a grizzly bear appeared in front of him! He raised up his umbrella, pointed it at the bear and squeezed the handle. And do you know what happened?" the doctor queried.

    Dumbfounded, the old man replied, "No."

    The doctor continued, "The bear dropped dead in front of him!"

    "That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man. "Someone else must have shot that bear."

    "That's kind of what I'm getting at," replied the doctor.

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