A Program For Jehovah's Witness Growth

by SixofNine 59 Replies latest watchtower beliefs

  • franklin J
    franklin J

    LOL

    Hi super JW,

    Welcome to the forum; and thank you for my big chuckle of the day!

  • Poztate
    Poztate

    Give out free lottery tickets to anyone who signs up for a free bible book study.

    After all the chances of winning would be a lot better than the dub promise of paradise (coming soon)

  • Winston Smith :>D
    Winston Smith :>D
    Hands up who hasn't got this yet?

    Spanner

    ***With his hand down, looks around room to see who may have their hand up...***

  • stillajwexelder
    stillajwexelder

    Once again, we should not get rid of 1914 and blood stance. We need hese vital issues to distinguish ourselves from other religious groups and to give ordinary Witnesses a sense of belonging and seperation from the rest of soceity.

    I respect what you are saying and if the WTBTS chooses to base its beliefs on Falsehood and down right lies -I want no/very little part of it

  • LittleToe
    LittleToe

    ROFL

    Is this SYN?
    (It's nearly of Naeblis' quality, but "feels" younger).

  • Valis
    Valis

    eh LT...not unless he's routing his IP from across the world...*LOL*

    Sincerely,

    District Overbeer

  • jgnat
    jgnat

    Here's one.

    http://www.faith.edu/pulpits/91_09.htm

    Stop beating the sheep.

  • Frannie Banannie
    Frannie Banannie

    SJW, why don't we just cut to the chase and pen the "tales" on the WT-BATS Donkeys!!!! That would *definitely* draw a crowd...heh

    Cheers!

    Frannie B

  • imallgrowedup
    imallgrowedup

    P.S. Super JW, I would love a reply to my previous post.

    growedup

  • shotgun
    shotgun

    The best way to make the JW's grow is tried and proven tactics...

    They grow best when mushroom growing techniques are used....keep them in the dark and feed them S**t.

    Viola

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