Worst band names ever

by Nosferatu 39 Replies latest jw friends

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  tink

  devon williams, formerly of osker, is in a band called Fingers Cut Megamachine. call me crazy, but it sucks and Osker was a way better band anyway.

  also, i love emo bands, god knows, but the three-word-nonsense-often-involving-a-girl's-name is getting a little old. example: the juliana theory, the marianna prosperity, the audrye sessions. also anything involving a day of the week or month: the early november, taking back sunday, blue october, etc. your names all sound the same, kids!!! new gimmick, please!!!! asdchd.
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  worldlygirl

  I love Lynyrd Skynyrd, but I gotta admit the name is pretty bad. (Did everyone know they named themselves after Leonard Skinner, a high school teacher they didn't particularly like???)
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  SpannerintheWorks

  Lynyrd Skynyrd is a great band.

  But why was The Beatles named as the worst name for a band? Could be the best, IMHO. A play on words that the "judging panel" ' s intellect refused to accept?

  Spanner
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  Stefanie

  Baby Beesh. That is the worst.

  But just because their names are bad doesnt mean that they arent good. Take Lit for example, their name is funny but their music is the sh*t, also weezer, foo fighters, finch, I like to many to name
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  TresHappy

  There was a band out there called "Eve's Plumb" named after the actress who portrayed Jan Brady...that name always cracked me up.
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  tink

  aww, i like the name Weezer! remember that episode of the Wonder Years when kevin and paul have to do a school project with a hamster and Wayne ends up sucking the hamster into the vacuum cleaner? i totally CRIED at that episode every time i saw it as a kid. anyway, that hamster's name was Weezer. i don't know if there is a connection or not, but i find the possibility distinctly endearing.
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  SixofNine

  The Scabs

  I'm partial to it because I made it up, but I think the best band name ever is The Schema Things.
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  Badger

  Tink is back!

  Cherry Poppin Daddies' lead singer once got hassled about his name from a girl in a club. She then turned around and stapled up her boyfriend's band: Vomit Launch.
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  slipnslidemaster

  Cancer Wishers

  Sammy and the Hitlers

  MegaScab

  Jizzpuddle
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  shamus

  As a matter of fact, The The is an incredible band; one of my fav's, thank you very much.

  They are very anti-religious, and they're music is totally deep, not like the regurgitated vomit that plagues the airways with monotonous trash.

  There, I said it. I feel better.