Worst band names ever (page 3)

dustyb

heh, the Worst name ever (actually voted on by radio stations)....Hoobastank

the worst name i think is a band named "vaginal discharge"....

Nosferatu

Never really listened to The The, but I can't base an opinion on their music from their name. I still think the name sux, but hell, I listen to Was (Not Was) and Kick Axe.

Here's another one I thought of: Tokyo Ghetto Pussy. We also had a local band here called "Kentucky Fried Children".

BluesBrother

Orange Bicycle, The Pretty Things , Prefab Sprout, and lots of daft flowery powery names of the 60's

but " Canned Heat?!!"! were named after a lighting/heating fuel called Sterno which bore the "Canned Heat" logo and thus a nickname. It was drank, like meths , by wino's in the '30's during the early blues era that formed the musical genre for this Brillliant band still going after 40years

Nosferatu

but " Canned Heat?!!"! were named after a lighting/heating fuel called Sterno which bore the "Canned Heat" logo and thus a nickname. It was drank, like meths , by wino's in the '30's during the early blues era that formed the musical genre for this Brillliant band still going after 40years

I like their music, but I think that singer should really get that harmonica removed from his throat.

BTW, here's another one: "Rymes with Orange".

GermanXJW

In Germany there is a band "Die angefahrenen Schulkinder" - which means "Pupils Involved in Car Accidents"

Jared

here's one vote for hermans hermits...but what boggles my mind is how they got popular enough for us to know that they have the worst band name in the first place!

True North

Is it too late to suggest "A Flock of Seagulls"?

gumby

"Gary Puckett and the Union Gap"

First off......if my damn last name was "puckett" I wouldn't tell anyone except my wife. And the' Union Gap'.........what the hell's that's supposed to mean? For a guy with such a great voice.....he sure picked a sucky name! (It didn't seem to bother his record sales though)

*realises only OLD bastards will have a clue about who he's talking about*

Gumby

Gopher

*realises only OLD bastards will have a clue about who he's talking about*

I resemble that remark!

"Young girl, get out of my mind... my love for you is way out of line"

"Woman, woman ... you've got cheating on your mind"

PUCKETT -- anyone who watched baseball's 1987 and 1991 World Series will remember this announcement:

"Now batting third, the center fielder, Kirbyyyyyyyyyyyy Puckett !"

ColdRedRain

PUCKETT -- anyone who watched baseball's 1987 and 1991 World Series will remember this announcement:
"Now batting third, the center fielder, Kirbyyyyyyyyyyyy Puckett !"

Anybody watching the Hennepin County Court systems would have heard "Will the defendent, Kirby Puckett please stand up?"

Another crappy band name would be Strawberry Alarm Clock. WTF were those guys smoking when they thought of that name?

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