by JH 35 Replies latest jw friends
My father taught me the following: All that wiggles is not Jell-o and Ice cream has no bones,
People who live in glass houses shouln't run around naked--or throw stones.
As you go through life, whatever be your goal--focus on the donut, and not upon the hole.
I remember them because they're funny, but there is wisdom present in them as well...
Don't look where you are going. Look where you are going to go.
Don't stand beside a man who pisseth into the wind.
special k
Never sit at the base of a tree.
Everywhere you go, there you are.
(heheh special k, 'down home', huh?)
talesin
Life is a meaningless nightmare of suffering.
" Women are a piano finely tuned, oh my son, who must be taken care of, succently. Thou must treat them respectfully, delicately. You, however, are a man. You havest a kazoo." -Pelliponisians 5:12
"You can lead a horse to water,
But a pencil must be lead."
Laurel & Hardy
"you can't please everybody so you may as well stop trying, and just please yourself" - when am I going to take that advice? I'll let you know when I do.
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
Robert Heinlein.
