New light / Dr Evil
I think its time to use your orbiting LASER and nuke them!
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If they view this as a DA, so be it. I just don't care anymore. I really have nothing to lose. At this point, my main concern is not giving those bible-beating busybodies the satisfaction of my compliance. F*** 'em!
Maybe if you really feel that way send them a DA letter to stop the harrassment or send them a letter to stop harassing you, that you do not wish to meet with them and have been depressed of late. Tell them your nerves cannot handle this pressure so please leave you alone or you will talk to the police.