americans spend money as fast as rabbits like to have sex..... college students = dead ass broke bitches (including me) and i can't save worth the shit. so my financial situation can be summed up by one sentence, "living paycheck to paycheck".
The wedding gift
...You gotta love this guy..... This is a true story about a recent wedding
that took place at Clemson University. It was in the local newspaper and
even Jay Leno mentioned it.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding at the
reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd.
He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to
support them at their wedding. He especially wanted to thank the bride's and
his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish
reception. As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give
everyone a special gift just from him.
So taped to the bottom of everyone's chair, including the wedding party, was
a manila envelope. He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to
open their envelope.
Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with
the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had
hired a private detective to tail them. After just standing there, just
watching the guests' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the
best man and said, "F--- you!". Then he turned to his bride and said, "F---
you!". Then he turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here."
He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.
While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding
out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing
were wrong. His revenge...making the bride's parents pay over $32,000 for a
300 guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride's and
best man's reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.
Do you think we might get a MasterCard "priceless" commercial out of this?
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends - $32,000.
Wedding photographs commemorating the occasion - $3,000.
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in Maui - $8,500.
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride
humping the best man. ......Priceless.
There are some things money can't buy, for everything else there's
MASTERCARD.
