Farting at the Kingdom Hall. (page 5)

avishai

BTTT because this site is too damn serious lately.

SnakesInTheTower

thank you for resurrecting this one..

back in the 70s in our old congo before the first remodel, we had metal folding chairs..the kind that were linked together in a row.

farts are the bomb on metal chairs. Sets up a nice vibration through the other chairs.

In more recent times, I used to let the SBDs rip while handling mics to a$$wipe elders and others I didnt like...

good elder...good boy... often the elder would get the blame (and an elbow) from the wife.. heh heh

Snakes ()

Currientology

OMG I'm fart'in dieing.... Funny!!!!

Try this one... I've used it in a few business meetings. Won me a few bets and helped get a promotion.

http://www.thefartmachine.com/

Evidently

Farts, they do the body good!!!

Whoever smelt it dealt it

Whoever denied it supplied it

We had plenty of loud ones and smelly ones at the Hall when I was a kid growing up, and yes, I supplied a few myself.........

Currientology

"Whoever smelt it dealt it
Whoever denied it supplied it"

I know my farts... and that's not one of them!!!
Honestly... If it were mine, I'd let you know... and take Pride in doing so!!!

Currientology

My farts are wayyyyy better than that.
Pull my finger????

avishai

I learned how to light farts at a JW get-together.

Currientology

I was always a 'lil too afraid to try that...
Too much Ass Hair I guess.
Didn't want to "go out like that" (flaming caveman fireball).
Not even in a "Dude!!! Hold my beer and watch this!!!" Moment...

Speaking of A** Hair

One of the funny-est stories I ever read can be found by doing a Google search on: "don't shave your a** hair". Or you could just go here: http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/lax/35274458.html.

Enjoy.... It's somewhat Fart related... Close to the Hole anyway....

Vinny

I never have and never will.

Sorry folks.

Farting at the Kingdom Hall.

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