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Weird/Funny Songs
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simplesally
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talesin
Here's my favourite:
(Freakin' At) The Freaker's Ball - Dr. Hook & The Medicine Show (Shel Silverstein)
Well there's gonna be a freaker's ball (ha ha)
Tonight at the Freaker's Hall
And you know you're invited one and all
Uh oh
Come on baby's grease your lips
Grab your hats and swing your hips
And don't forget to bring your whips
We're going to the freaker's ball (yes)
Blow your whistle, and bang your gong
Roll up something to take along
It feels so good, it must be wrong
We're freakin' at the freaker's ball
Well all the fags and the dykes they're boogie-in' together
The leather freaks are dressed in all kinds of leather
The greatest of the sadists and the masochists too
Screaming please hit me and I'll hit you
The FBI is dancin' with the junkies
All the straights, swingin' with the funkies
Across the floor and up the wall
We're freakin' at the freaker's ball, y'all
We're freakin' at the freaker's ball
Everybody's kissing each other
Brother with sister, son with mother
Smear my body up with butter
And take me to the freaker's ball
Pass that roach please, and pour the wine
I'll kiss yours if you'll kiss mine
I'm gonna boogie 'til I'm cold blind
Freakin' at the freaker's ball
White ones, black ones, yellow ones, red ones
Necrophiliacs looking for dead ones
The greatest of the sadists and the masochists too
Screaming please hit me and I'll hit you
Everybody ballin' in batches
Pyromaniacs strikin' matches
I'm gonna itch me where it scratches
Freakin' at the freaker's ball, y'all
We're freakin' at the freaker's ball
We're at a ball
We're freakin' at the freaker's balla seventies anthem (at least for the freaks, heheheh)
talesin
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Love_Truth
Weird Al Yankovic (This Song's Just) Six Words Long lyrics
This song is just six words long
This song is just six words long
This song is just six words long
This song is just six words long
Couldn't think of any lyrics
No I never wrote the lyrics
So I'll just sing any old lyrics
That come to mind, child
You really need words
Whole lotta rhyming words
You gotta rhyme so many words, mm-mm
To do it, to do it, to do it, to do it
To do it, to do it right, child
This song is just six words long
This song is just six words long
This song is just six words long
This song is just six words long
I know that you're probably sore
'Cause I didn't write any more
I just didn't get to complete it
So that's why I gotta repeat it
This song is just six words long (six words long)
This song is just six words long (six words long)
Oh I make a lotta money
They pay me a ton of money
They're payin' me plenty of money
To sing this song, child
I gotta fill time
Three minutes worth of time
Oh, how will I fill so much time, mm-mm
I'll throw in a solo, a solo, a solo
A solo, a solo here
This song is just six words long
This song is just six words long
This song is just six words long
This song is just six words long
This song's got nothin' to say
But I'm recording it anyway
I know if I put my mind to it
I know I could find a good rhyme here
Oh, you gotta have-a music
You need really catchy music
This song has got plenty of music
But just six words, child
And so I'll sing' em over
And over and over and over
And over and over and over, mm-mm
And over and over and over
And over and over and over again
Six words long, six words long
Six words long, six words long
Six words long, six words long
This song is just six words long
It's just six words long -
dannyboy
Mr Spaceman (The Byrds c.1966)
Woke up this morning with light in my eyes
And then realized it was still dark outside
It was a light coming down from the sky
I don't know who or why
Must be those strangers that come every night
Those saucer shaped lights put people uptight
Leave blue-green footprints that glow in the dark
I hope they get home all right
{Refrain}
Hey, Mr. Spaceman
Won't you please take me along
I won't do anything wrong
Hey, Mr. Spaceman
Won't you please take me along for a ride
Woke up this morning, I was feeling quite weird
Had flies in my beard, my toothpaste was smeared
Over my window, they'd written my name
Said, so long, we'll see you again(Refrain twice)
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Lady Lee
Here's one from when I was little
Donut Shop
- Oh I walked around the corner and I walked around the block
- And I walked right into the bakery shop
- I picked up two donuts and I shook of the grease
- And I handed the lady a five cent piece.
- We-e-e-ll she looked at the nickle and she looked at me
- And she said "This here money is no good to me!"
- "There's a hole in the nickle and it goes right through."
- Says I "There's a hole in the donuts too."
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Love_Truth
Someone Keeps Moving My Chair
Mr. horrible
Mr. horrible
Telephone call for mr. horrible
But before he can talk to the ugliness men
There?s some horrible business left
For him to attend to
Something unpleasant has spilled on his brain
As he sponges it off they say
Is this horrible?
Is this horrible?
It?s the ugliness men, mr. horrible
We?re just trying to bug you
We thought that our dreadfulness
Might be a thing to annoy you with
But mr. horrible says, I don?t mind
The thing that bothers me is
Someone keeps moving my chair
Would you mind if we balance this glass of milk
Where your visiting friend accidentally was killed?
Would it be okay with you if we wrote a reminder
Of things we?ll forget to do today otherwise,
Using a green magic marker, if it?s alright
On the back of your head?
Mr. horrible
Mr. horrible
We?re not done with you yet mr. horrible
You have to try on these pants so the ugliness men
Can decide if they?re just as embarrassing as we think
We have to be sure about this
But mr. horrible says, I don?t mind
The thing that bothers me is
Someone keeps moving my chair
Someone keeps moving my chair
Mr. horrible says, I don?t mind
The thing that bothers me is
Someone keeps moving my chair -
roybatty
Exictable Boy
Well, he went down to dinner in his Sunday best
Excitable boy, they all said
And he rubbed the pot roast all over his chest
Excitable boy, they all said
Well, he's just an excitable boy
He took in the four a.m. show at the Clark
Excitable boy, they all said
And he bit the usherette's leg in the dark
Excitable boy, they all said
Well, he's just an excitable boy
He took little Susie to the Junior Prom
Excitable boy, they all said
and he raped her and killed her, then he took her home
Excitable boy, they all said
Well, he's just an excitable boy
After ten long years they let him out of the Home
Excitable boy, they all said
And he dug up her grave and built a cage with her bones
Excitable boy, they all said
Well, he's just an excitable boy -
bikerchic
Weird Al Yankovic:
Young Dump and Ugly
We're dangerous dudes, we got bad attitudes
Most of our brain cells are gone
We were born to be bad, you better not get us mad
Or we just might toilet paper your lawn
We got a reputation 'round these parts
We only leave a 10% tip
Sometimes we don't return our shopping carts
Stay out our way and don't you give us no lip'Cause we're young... dumb and ugly
That's what we are
We're so young... young, dumb and uglyWe wear black leather in the hottest weather
You can't imagine the smell
We got three-day stubble, our name spells trouble
T-R-U-B-E-L
Raisin' hell, bendin' the rules just a little
We're livin' only for thrills
We squeeze our toothpaste tubes from the middle
We wait until the last minute to pay our telephone bills'Cause we're young... dumb and ugly
You better believe it
We're young... young, dumb and ugly
I'll tell you again
We're so young... we're so young, dumb and ugly
We're comin' to your town
Yeah, we're young... young, dumb and uglyWe're wild, reckless men, we're on a rampage again
We drive with just one hand on the wheel
Danger's in our soul, we're goin' out of control
Swimmin' right after a big heavy meal
We're there wherever trouble's startin'
We're rebels without a clue
We drink milk right from the carton
And keep our library books till they're way overdue'Cause we're young... dumb and ugly
That's what we are
We're so young... young, dumb and ugly
You can't stop us
We're young... we're so young, dumb and ugly
Young, dumb and ugly
We're young... we're young, dumb and ugly
So ugly
Young, dumb... and uglyMore Weird Al:
Polka Your Eyes Out:
Cradle Of Love" by Billy Idol]Hey!
Rock the cradle of love. Rock the cradle of love.
Yes, the cradle of love don't rock easy, it's true.
Rock the cradle of love. I rocked the cradle of love.
Yes, the cradle of love don't rock easy, it's true.["Tom's Diner" by Suzanne Vega]
Doo doo doo doo doo doodoo. Doo doo doo doo doo doo doodoo doo.
(Doo doo doo doo doo doodoo. Doo doo doo doo doo doo doodoo doo)["Love Shack" by The B-52's]
The Love Shack is a little old place where we can get together.
Love Shack, baby. (Love Shack, baby, Love Shack). Hey!["Pump Up The Jam" by Technotronic]
Pump up the jam. (Hey!) Pump up the jam. (Hey!).
Pump up the jam, pump it up.["Losing My Religion" by R.E.M.]
That's me in the corner. That's me in the spotlight, losing my religion.
Trying to keep a view, and I don't know if I can do it.
(Oh no) I've said too much. I haven't said enough.["Unbelievable" by EMF]
The things you say, your purple prose just gives you away.
The things you say, you're unbeleivable. (Oh!)["Do Me!" by Bel Biv Devoe]
Do me baby, do me baby.
You can do me in the morning, you can do me in the night.
You can do me when you wanna do me. Yodalodaladyhoo!["Enter Sandman" by Metallica]
Exit light. Enter night. Take my hand. Off to Never-neverland.["The Humpty Dance" by Digital Underground]
The Humpty Dance is your chance to do the hump.
Do me baby. Do the humpty-hump. Do the Humpty-hump.
Do me baby. Do the Humpty-hump. Come on and do the Humpty-hump.["Cherry Pie" by Warrant]
She's my cherry pie. Put a smile on your face ten miles wide.
Looks so good make a grown man cry. Sweet cherry pie-yi-yi.
Whoo!Drum solo!
["Miss You Much" by Janet Jackson]
I miss you much (M O I miss you much).
I really miss you much (M I S S you much).
I miss you much (M O I miss you much).
I really miss you much.["I Touch Myself" by DiVinyls]
Hey, I don't want anybody else. When I think about you I touch myself.
Oh, I don't want anybody else. Oh no, oh no, oh no no no.["Dr. Feelgood" by Mötley Crüe]
He's the one they call Dr. Feelgood.
He's the one that makes you feel alright.
He's the one they call Dr. Feelgood.
He's gonna be your frankenstein.["Ice Ice Baby" by Vanilla Ice]
Let's kick it!
If you've got a problem, yo, I'll solve it.
Check out the beat while the DJ revolves it.
Ice ice baby, Ice ice baby. Word to your mother.
Ice ice baby, Ice ice baby forever.
I'll be your i-ce i-ce baby (ice ice baby, ice ice baby, ice ice baby) Hey!Gotta love Weird Al!
Kate
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bikerchic
This is my all time favorite funny song:
THE I-95 ASSHOLE SONG(Fred Campbell)
August & The Spur Of The Moment Band - 1983
Also recorded by Jimmy Buffet; Kip Attaway.
Well I was drivin' down I-95 the other night
Somebody nearly cut me right off the road
I decided it wasn't gonna do any good to get mad
So I wrote a song about him instead
It goes like this...
Were you born an asshole?
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
'Cause you're an asshole tonight
Yes you're an A-S-S-H-O-L-E
And don't you try to blame it on me
You deserve all the credit
You're an asshole tonight
You were an asshole yesterday
You're an asshole tonight
And I've got a feelin'
You'll be an asshole the rest of your life
(Instrumental Break)
And I was talkin' to your mother
Just the other night
I told her I thought you were an asshole
She said, "Yes, I think you're right"
And all your friends are assholes
'Cause you've known them your whole life
And somebody told me
You've got an asshole for a wife
Were you born an asshole?
Or did you work at it your whole life?
Either way it worked out fine
'Cause you're an aaaass...hole tonightSorry if I offended anyone........but it cracks me up! You can listen to it here:
http://www.neilrogers.com/sounds/bonr1991/37.html
Kate
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talesin
bikerchic
Too funny, you just reminded me of another favorite.
Denis Leary
Asshole
[Spoken]
Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream. About me. About you. The way our American hearts beat down in the bottom of our chests. About the special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts, maybe below the cockles, maybe in the sub-cockle area. Maybe in the liver. Maybe in the kidneys. Maybe even in the colon, we don't know.I'm just a regular Joe with a regular job
I'm your average white suburbanite slob
I like football and porno and books about war
I've got an average house with a nic hardwood floor
My wife and my job, my kids and my car
My feet on my table, and a cuban cigarBut sometimes that just ain't enough to keep a man like me interested
(Oh no) No Way (Uh-uh)
No, I've gotta go out and have fun
At someone else's expense
(Oh yeah) Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeahI drive really slow in the ultrafast lane
While people behind me are going insaneI'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, such an asshole)I use public toilets and piss on the seat
I walk around in the summertime saying, "How about this heat?"I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole)Sometimes I park in handicapped spaces
While handicapped people make handicapped facesI'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's a real f**king asshole)Maybe I shouldn't be singing this song
Ranting and raving and carrying on
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrongNaaaah!
I'm an asshole (He's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole (He's the world's biggest asshole)I love Leary - he cracks me up
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