And God spake unto his people, ?Thou shalt not stayeth at the Days Inn?.
What, you ask, am I talking about? Well, last week at my Mother in Law?s meeting, a letter was read, which was subsequently relayed to us (and any other heathens who might have transgressed the list of holy hotels). It was from the assembly committee.
Apparently, some have had the audacity to stay at the Day?s Inn (a new hotel, close to the assembly) which is not on the list of official hotels. Many persons have asked for it to be included, so the boys on the committee approached the hotel and made them an offer they couldn?t refuse. The hotel replied that they don?t need to give a discount, because the get a lot of Witnesses anyway. So, after a thorough spanking of anyone who has already made reservations, the letter asked the congregation to write to the hotel and inform them that they will be avoiding their hotel until they play ball with the brothers.
My mother in law is of the opinion that staying at the hotel would be to defy Jehovah himself. And they wonder why no one takes them seriously.