by minimus 33 Replies latest jw friends
From my sister's MIL:
wearing short skirts makes you thighs thick!
if you finger it you have to eat it - although you cant argue with that kind of logic!
Relating to Dubdom - anything I was ever told by them especially about living forever in a paradise earth. Just a thought would God ever admit he made a mistake in creating human's? after all everyone of us is supposedly one of his creations flawed or not!
The doctor saying "Oops!" as a joke during the vasectomy operation...
My husband calling here at the house and asking me where I am. "HERE'S YOUR SIGN!"
CG
That the Watchtower's teachings are the truth.
Devon
JW related - I had a sister tell me that Satan created all the dinosaur bones to try and mislead everyone.
My response...........then ...then LMAO!!! She didn't appreciate it.
Wow Dawn!!! That one takes the cake so far. Really, excruciatingly, dumb!
You need to get baptized
JW related - I had a sister tell me that Satan created all the dinosaur bones to try and mislead everyone.
Dawn this is too funny...heard a lot of the usual dumb J-dub stuff but i can't seem to top this one right now...
This is not the dumbest but it happend just a few days ago. Investigating elders came to me and whith a smile in his face he "guessed" a DF thing done by me and said afterwards "You know - Heaven sees all" (should be "Big Brother is watching you")
the one thing that really sticks in my memory is when a sister told me that I shouldn't buy a microwave because there hadn't been an awake article on them yet and if the GB were hanging fire then so should we.
