Texas-apostates are wusses

by onacruse 80 Replies latest jw friends

  • Valis
    Valis

    I am feeling sorry for the-great-and-incredible-onacruse at this point...it will not be many hours where even if he got his best words two by two would any good. He's gonna get a San Jacinema....just like that other gout ridden bastards who tried to boss Texas!

    Sincerely,

    District Overbeer of "Texas On The Sassos"

  • Valis
  • onacruse
    onacruse

    Val, give it up, you pathetic clod-hopper.

  • talesin
    talesin

    ahhhhhh, the American obsession with quantity ... personally, imnsho, I think EAST has the higher quality apostate. Let's see, we don't have to brag about how BIG we are (heheh texas), and we get LOTS OF RAIN (heheh westerners) and we don't sit around beyatchin about it!

    Plus, where the he** do you think 'lobster' comes from?

    BWAAAA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!!

    #1 Maritimer here !

  • LittleToe
    LittleToe

    Ona-cruising-for-a-bruising is so wide of the mark!!!

    Maybe it's just that he's never been to a real Fest, such as are purveyed in Dallas, Florida, and Britain!!!
    Break out his wallet Katie, and we'll see you in May, for the Summer spectacular!!!

  • Shutterbug
    Shutterbug
    I'm sick-and-tired of this endless debate

    Then why in the world did you start one, (debate)

    Val, you little monkey; how dare you attempt to engage in this conversation?

    This is the District Overbeer you're talkin to, a little respect please.

    and as the physical facts prove,

    If simplesally and sassy are the "physical facts" you are referring to, you may have a point.

    I don't know rather you've ever been to Texas or not, but certainly you and your lovely bride would be welcome to come down at the end of May and attend the greatest apostafest ever. I promise no one will get physical with you, uh, I mean there will be no physical violence. Other types of physical activity are possible, I suppose.

  • onacruse
    onacruse

    tales: Ezekiel 37:1-14 clearly describes the condition of East-coasters

    LT and bug: It was the District OverShmeered that called me last night and started this whole thing--perhaps a little 'Texas justice' is in order??

  • kat2u
    kat2u

    I will Take Onas side on this one!

  • LittleToe
    LittleToe

    Kat:Supporting the underdog is one thing, but backing a lame horse another

  • Sassy
    Sassy

    I think ONA is having a MID Apostate Crisis..

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