Texas-apostates are wusses

by onacruse 80 Replies latest jw friends

  • arrowstar
    arrowstar

    bsous -

    Point made...

    Sassy -

    You best be there, kiddo

    Ona -

    Isn't it time for your nap, sweetie? Don't want you to overexert now, do we?

    Lisa

  • Valis
    Valis

    Sassy...that boy has no idea...bwahahah....we may have to uninvite him, but then again I want him to bow down in awe to the ALL Texas Apostates..I mean the fat bastard could already be Shadrack ,Meshack and Abednigo.....he should have no problem passing through the barbque pit...bwahahahahah

    ..."All the GOOD X's Live In Texas" class

    Oh and we also got these..

    Sincerely,

    District Overbeer

  • xjw_b12
    xjw_b12

    Umh excuse me. genuflect is improperly defined:

    1. To bend the knee or touch one knee to the floor or ground, as in worship.
    2. To be servilely respectful or deferential; grovel.

    It actually is: 1. To bend both knees to the ground in reverance, while kissing respected Canadian's a**

  • xenawarrior
    xenawarrior
    Oh and we also got these..

    Valis- perhaps you folks would be better off if you let them play the game instead of those lame guys they dance for !!

    XW

  • shotgun
    shotgun

    Valis...after your last post I take back almost all the bad things I said about you...That post was so touching I cried.

  • Sassy
    Sassy

    I want a shower shot of the players.. forget the cheerleaders

  • shotgun
    shotgun

    OH sure bisous like you don't flacuate...have you never watched Monty Pythons in search of the Holy Grail

  • Valis
    Valis

    um shotgun means flatuate, but see he's from where your brain only thaws out during the salmon run s I forgive the dumb bastard...I mean he was helping gobsmack onanism and all..

    Sincerely,

    District Overbeer of the "Benificent" class

  • bisous
    bisous

    Actually, fellas it is:

    flat·u·lence ( P ) Pronunciation Key (fl
    n.

    1. The presence of excessive gas in the digestive tract.

    You might have had it confused with:

    flag·el·late ( P ) Pronunciation Key (fl
    tr.v. flag·el·lat·ed, flag·el·lat·ing, flag·el·lates

    1. To whip or flog; scourge.
    2. To punish or impel as if by whipping

    Now, self-flagellation is a common hobby of the male species and can be directly related to reduction in brain cells....which may explain recent posts on this thread.

    Flirty 2


  • Sargon
    Sargon

    I must say i'm confused by this post. Why is Bisous the only person who can actually spell fatulate?

    OOOPS!! thats flatulate...

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