Well I would suggest one of the following:
1) Flip her a coin and say "here's a quarter, why don't you go buy yourself a Christian attitute";
2) State rather loudly but sadly "Did you run out of your medication again?"
3) Say "I see Satan has really blinded your mind.....how sad." (be prepared for them to go mental after this)
4) Go "Hey! how'd that pedophile charge come out for your husband?"
5) Find out where she works and then I can REALLY give you some suggestions.
What a total idiot this person is! Wonder if she counted it as Time...............