Wallflower wrote:
If you phone to question beliefs and doctrine you are put through to a deaf elder reading Insight into the Scriptures.
Hahahaha I love that one, Hahahahaha
Bethel automatic phone answering system.
by garybuss 18 Replies latest jw friends
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garybuss
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wheelwithinwheel
If you wish to appeal a judicial comity?s decision please press 8 : ... Please key in your name and address followed by the star? Thank-you? a letter indicating ?comity?s decision upheld? complete with Watchtower letterhead has been generated and will be posted to you within 10 days. If you wish to appeal this comity?s decision please press 8?
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garybuss
If you wish to appeal this comity?s decision please press 8?
Hahaha!! Good one!
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Nosferatu
Before hearing any menu options, you get this message:
If you were planning to request a recorded copy of this telephone call, please hang up now.
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BeelzeDub
For all types of spritual help or assistance please press #9...... Don't miss any meetings, pray more and get out in service, good bye.... click.
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Nosferatu
According to our tracking device, you should be at the meeting right now. Goodbye <click>
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BeelzeDub
If you are one of the remnant and would like to forward your flashes of new light to the governing body press 1 4 4 0 0 0#
<beep>
If you were anointed before 1935 press the spiritual complete number 7.... if anointed after 1935 press 6.
6# <beep> <click> dial tone
7# As a joint heir of christ please forward your flashes of new light to P.O. box 1914, Brooklyn NY, where it will be filed in the circular file to be reviewed by the spirit of J.F. Rutherford.
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garybuss
6# <beep> <click> dial tone
Hahahahaha!!!!! They really love those late anointed don't they? Hahahaha
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franklin J
Of course.....when I call Bethel, I always press "0" when I hear the recording; inevitalbly some one comes on at which time I demand to speak to the person in charge....