WHO AM I???

by Funchback 24 Replies latest social current

  • Funchback
    Funchback

    Today, I died three weeks shy of my 33rd birthday. My death was not accidental. In fact, you could argue that I was executed. I wasn't one of Jehovah's Witnesses but I was present at many of their District Conventions. I've hung out with Funchback many a times and we've taken in some sports together. I've even been present for many Conventions with Funchback.

    I was a big guy, too. And, people either loved me or hated me. I thought I was good. I've given many people everlasting memories. However, I've disappointed many people, too. People who liked me will argue that I was comfortable to be with, that I had many levels to me, that I was well-rounded, and that I offered cold beer on the hottest days (except, of course, at the Conventions). Those who hated me will argue that I was very hot under the collar, that I offered lousy food, that my ice cold beer was watered down, that I had too many rats and too many cats.

    I tried my best to be all things to all people but now a group of people decided that I was beyond repair; that I couldn't be rehabilitated. So, they decded my fate. They delivered my death-blow at 7:00 AM EST on March 21, 2004.

    I was gone in 60 seconds.

    Who am I? (Better yet, who WAS I?)

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    A car.

  • got my forty homey?
    got my forty homey?

    Jackie Gleason!

  • blondie
    blondie

    Is this a riddle? I'm sorry I don't know who it was. It is sad when anyone dies but to die before 33. Jesus was 33.

    Blondie

  • Funchback
    Funchback

    My friend would be insulted!

    How can a car serve up ICE COLD, WATERED-DOWN, BEER?

  • Funchback
    Funchback

    Jackie Gleason may have been "well-rounded" but he passed away many years ago.

  • Funchback
    Funchback

    blondie-

    Didn't Jesus die at the age of 33 1/3???

  • seeitallclearlynow
    seeitallclearlynow

    Funchback, I hope you have the answer to this riddle. My sister has tried for some time to figure it out and has passed the riddle on to others, but we don't have the answer yet.

  • Funchback
    Funchback

    Hmmmm... Okay...okay...Here's a major hint:

    This is one of the two guys who pushed the button that brought me to ruins:

  • donkey
    donkey

    A stadium...Veterans

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