by doodle-v 51 Replies latest jw friends
1) Have a late term abortion when you start worrying about stretch marks (sorry elders, you don't get to do this one, hah!).
2) Kill somebody, preferably not in self-defense.
3) Do a rolling stop at a stop sign, say "poop!" when you get stopped for it.
give blood
take blood...bwahahah *LOL*
dress up in women's clothing and hang around a bar (did this for Halloween, killing two brids an all that)
use a cigar for all intents and porpoises
go to a strip club and waste money...you'll feel good...well and stupid afterwards but ya whatever...*LOL*
Sincerely,
District Overbeer
Resort to "every sort of uncleanness".
Visit other churches
Mine was go to concerts of bands my elders told me I couldn't so I wouldn't "disrupt the congregation"...Marilyn Manson was great :)
Buy a nice house
Spend more time on hobbies I enjoy
Maybe go to college for specific subject
Go to a kingdom hall,(where people don't know me) and ask for a bible study
Grow old as gracefully possible
Make new freinds
Grow marijuana just for fun and excitement
Meditate
Live to be 80+ and die while I'm still strong.
oh hey I'm Master Member now! woo hoo!
A lot of mine had to do with grooming...after controlling my very curly ethnic hair all my JW life, I looked like I could be in a Twisted Sister video, wear very short skirts, very low tops and best of all go to a nude beach and get NAKED!!!
FMZ makes a mental note to scope out some nude beaches.
FMZ
OK I have done all the things on your list and the things other people posted and then some. I am running out of ideas...................
Gimme something good !!!!!!
