"Must Do" list after leaving the borg

by doodle-v 51 Replies latest jw friends

  • sandy
    sandy

    Go to College

    Vote

    Read Non-JW material

    Donate Blood

    Celebrate Birthdays

    I did all the "bad stuff" like "sex, drugs and rock n' roll" before leaving. LOL

  • Wild_Thing
    Wild_Thing

    Get a Smurf doll.

    Get a troll.

    Play Pac-man or ... Dungeons and Dragons!

    Buy a GI Joe.

  • TonyT
    TonyT

    Attend a sports event, stand and sing the national anthem. Buy a BMW Z4 2 seater-the ultimate non service car. Go to a church wearing jeans. Decorate the hell out of your house during the holidays. Smoke a Cuban.Gamble like crazy...yeah....Go to Vegas!!!

  • 4JWY
    4JWY

    Go to Vegas and actually feel free to put a quarter in the slot machine

    Get your free birthday meal at the local restaurant and don't tell the waiter NOT to sing, Happy Birthday to you!

    Have your kids get into extra curricular activities and join all the sports teams they can

    Buy poinsettias at Xmas and give one to all the neighbors you have ignored for years

    Answer the door at Halloween and give more treats than anyone else to make up for lost time

    Read your dictionary with a new frame of mind and clear thinking

    Enjoy some four letter words

    Go to Disneyland

  • 4JWY
    4JWY

    Have a conversation without any "ulterior motive"

    Plaster stickers on your vehicles without worrying what someone will think of it in the KH parking lot

    Wish upon a falling star

  • L_A_Big_Dawg
    L_A_Big_Dawg

    These are the things I did:

    1. Got my BS in philosophy.

    2. Went to Vegas (ate like a pig, gambled like a mother, and drank like a fish)

    3. Went to a District Convention and protested.

    4. Wrote letters to the editor exposing the JWs

    5. Gave letters to my neighbors telling them exactly what the JWs believe and practice.

    6. Read many types of books.

    7. Registered to vote.

    8. Other things that are nobody else's business

  • 4JWY
    4JWY

    SPECULATE !

    GIVE SOMEONE YOUR OPINION

    WISH PEOPLE "GOOD LUCK"

    DON'T FALL FOR THE - 'bodily training is beneficial for little" any longer!

    OPEN AN IRA

    GET LIFE INSURANCE

  • doodle-v
    doodle-v

    Say "Bless you!" when people sneeze

  • Doubtfully Yours
    Doubtfully Yours

    1. Dispose of every piece of literature related to the WTBTS. Bibles and all else.

    2. Take my meeting/service purses to the Good Will or Salvation Army.

    3. Join an organization that really helps the people/community; I mean do some volunteer work.

    DY

  • reganashe
    reganashe

    hummmm..................... Lets see!

    1. register to vote ( I did this last month)

    2. Vote

    3. I would say donate blood but needles really scare me.

    4. Get a big F*cking Christmas tree

    5. Dress up for Halloween

    6. Take my little one trick or treating

    7. decorate me house for Holidays (Christmas, Halloween, Easter, you name it)

    8. Put up a flag.

    9. Go to strip club

    10. tell people I've made out with girls (yeah thats right!!)

    11. Get a tattoo.

    12. Listen to naughty music

    13. Have premarital sex.

    14. Eat Lucky Charms.

    15. Watch reruns of the Smurfs

    16. Watch rated R movies

    17. Watch porn

    Okay I think of any more.

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