Go to College
Vote
Read Non-JW material
Donate Blood
Celebrate Birthdays
I did all the "bad stuff" like "sex, drugs and rock n' roll" before leaving. LOL
by doodle-v 51 Replies latest jw friends
Go to College
Vote
Read Non-JW material
Donate Blood
Celebrate Birthdays
I did all the "bad stuff" like "sex, drugs and rock n' roll" before leaving. LOL
Get a Smurf doll.
Get a troll.
Play Pac-man or ... Dungeons and Dragons!
Buy a GI Joe.
Attend a sports event, stand and sing the national anthem. Buy a BMW Z4 2 seater-the ultimate non service car. Go to a church wearing jeans. Decorate the hell out of your house during the holidays. Smoke a Cuban.Gamble like crazy...yeah....Go to Vegas!!!
Go to Vegas and actually feel free to put a quarter in the slot machine
Get your free birthday meal at the local restaurant and don't tell the waiter NOT to sing, Happy Birthday to you!
Have your kids get into extra curricular activities and join all the sports teams they can
Buy poinsettias at Xmas and give one to all the neighbors you have ignored for years
Answer the door at Halloween and give more treats than anyone else to make up for lost time
Read your dictionary with a new frame of mind and clear thinking
Enjoy some four letter words
Go to Disneyland
Have a conversation without any "ulterior motive"
Plaster stickers on your vehicles without worrying what someone will think of it in the KH parking lot
Wish upon a falling star
These are the things I did:
1. Got my BS in philosophy.
2. Went to Vegas (ate like a pig, gambled like a mother, and drank like a fish)
3. Went to a District Convention and protested.
4. Wrote letters to the editor exposing the JWs
5. Gave letters to my neighbors telling them exactly what the JWs believe and practice.
6. Read many types of books.
7. Registered to vote.
8. Other things that are nobody else's business
SPECULATE !
GIVE SOMEONE YOUR OPINION
WISH PEOPLE "GOOD LUCK"
DON'T FALL FOR THE - 'bodily training is beneficial for little" any longer!
OPEN AN IRA
GET LIFE INSURANCE
Say "Bless you!" when people sneeze
1. Dispose of every piece of literature related to the WTBTS. Bibles and all else.
2. Take my meeting/service purses to the Good Will or Salvation Army.
3. Join an organization that really helps the people/community; I mean do some volunteer work.
DY
hummmm..................... Lets see!
1. register to vote ( I did this last month)
2. Vote
3. I would say donate blood but needles really scare me.
4. Get a big F*cking Christmas tree
5. Dress up for Halloween
6. Take my little one trick or treating
7. decorate me house for Holidays (Christmas, Halloween, Easter, you name it)
8. Put up a flag.
9. Go to strip club
10. tell people I've made out with girls (yeah thats right!!)
11. Get a tattoo.
12. Listen to naughty music
13. Have premarital sex.
14. Eat Lucky Charms.
15. Watch reruns of the Smurfs
16. Watch rated R movies
17. Watch porn
Okay I think of any more.