Don't be silly.... everyone knows that Gawd is a pretty pink unicorn who lives on Pluto!
Suppose God is....
by Larry 23 Replies latest jw friends
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flower
English patient, I'm glad we got to see your 'intelligent' side nice and early in your posting history. I'll be sure to keep an eye out for your future posts as I'm sure you'll have much to offer .
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DanTheMan
But suppose God is Black
I would ask him why he doesn't wonder if he's being rude when he drives down residential streets with a 10,000 watt car stereo shaking the entire neighborhood. I would expect god to be more thoughtful and courteous.
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Sabine
When we study history, do we view blacks as an influencial, intelligent race? One that has suceeded in giving the world anything worthwhile?
If you study history starting with the Greeks "The craddle of civilization", than I can see where you are coming from...I suggest you add a book to your library "Black Athena" by Martin Bernal...his dad was a famous English Egyptologist.
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FlyingHighNow
It doesn't matter to me if God is black or if God is a female or both male and female all at once. I just want God to come down here and straighten this mess out. I want God to do this fairly, across the board with all religions and include athiests as well. I want God taking into account all extenuating circumstances when she/he decides whether or not someone is salvagable. I want God saving all salvagable people. While God's here, I want God answering any and all questions each and everyone of us has.
What if God is black? I'll ask God why God let rap come along and ruin good black music. Where is all the Motown, soul, r & b, blues and funk?? Bring back the funk!
Flyin'
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gumby
Everyone knows gods a honkey!
You poor dummy ex-dubs forgot god is a spirit. Spirits don't have color. Only angels in the watchtower pictures are whities. You never saw a black angel in a watchtower publication now did ya?
Gumby
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FlyingHighNow
Only angels in the watchtower pictures are whities. You never saw a black angel in a watchtower publication now did ya?
Gumby
Nope, can't say that I did.
You have to admit that it would be pretty cool if God was a soul brotha or sista with a big old afro with a black power comb right in the middle of it.
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Larry
Dan - What was that comment about? Would you really ask god that? Did you know that in the caucasian neighborhood I live in the caucasian kids drive around blasting their 20,000 watts car stereo? So maybe god is white after all. Dan, The Black stereotype doesn't work any more. Peace - LL.
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nilfun
Is it really so difficult for a believer to imagine a Black Jesus? Beyond the usual stereotypes, that is.
I wonder...
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FlyingHighNow
Not at all, Nil. I have a soul Santa. I love him.
