Why men are happier...

by IT Support 21 years ago 23 Replies latest 21 years ago social humour

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  IT Support 21 years ago

  Your last name stays put.
  
  The garage is all yours.
  
  Chocolate is just another snack.
  
  You can never be pregnant.
  
  You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
  
  You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park.
  
  Car mechanics tell you the truth.
  
  The world is your urinal.
  
  You never have to drive to another petrol station restroom because this one is just too icky.
  
  You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
  
  Same work, more pay.
  
  Wrinkles add character.
  
  People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.
  
  The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
  
  New shoes don't cut, blister or mangle your feet.
  
  One mood - all the time.
  
  Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
  
  A three-day vacation requires only one small suitcase.
  
  You can open all your own jars.
  
  You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
  
  You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.
  
  Everything on your face stays its original colour.
  
  The same hairstyle lasts for decades.
  
  You only have to shave your face and neck.
  
  You can play with toys all your life.
  
  Your belly usually hides your big hips.
  
  One wallet, one pair of shoes, one colour for all seasons.
  
  You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.
  
  You can "do" your nails with a pen-knife.
  
  You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.
  
  
  
  
  
  Ken (ducking and running

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  LittleToe 21 years ago

  Run away!!!!!
  The apostobabes are coming....
  ~runs around like a frantic fraggle~

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  Elsewhere 21 years ago

  lmao!

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  Atilla 21 years ago

  You can wear NO T-shirt to a water park.

  Actually, I almost got thrown out of a park for wearing no T-shirt, and no I'm not a woman. It was Hershey Park here in PA, and I ended up getting into a big argument with a security guard who insisted I put my shirt back on.

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  Stefanie 21 years ago

  One mood - all the time.

  Not true.

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  seeitallclearlynow 21 years ago

  You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness

  This is absolutely true.

  Regardless, I still love men of course.

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  natalienu 21 years ago

  At leaast we can pretty much get a shag when we want, and not have to try all that hard to get one!

  And we can spend a whole night in a bar, get shitfaced and not have to buy a single drink!

  Hehehe!

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  IT Support 21 years ago

  Atilla:
  Funnily enough, a similar thing happened to me in Disney in FL!
  
  Sphere:
  I understand that in Norway it's quite normal for a wife to keep her 'maiden' name. I'm not sure whose name the kids take, though.
  
  Stefanie:
  OK - *most* of the time!
  
  Clearly:
  Aw... gee... shucks... thanks!!!
  
  Natalienu:
  Can't argue with you there (so long as you're under, say, 40? 30? 25? 20....? Hahaha!)
  
  (Love your avatar-I go sailing as often as I'm able.)
  
  Y'all have a fun day,
  
  Ken

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  toota 21 years ago

  You only have to shave your face and neck.

  True, but in a few more years (more or less) you'll probably want to add nose and ear hair to that list.

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  Big Tex 21 years ago

  Why men are happier

  "Men get more women, per capita, than any group on the face of the earth." -- Jerry Seinfeld

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