Are you one cool cat? then lets talk jive! (page 2)

Nosferatu

Ouais, I'm straight-line sittin' here with the work
l'udienza lucky I'm that will be burned totally of the foot as
the excrement certain is concentrated, because the fine week is almost
here! It hopes that all it has lucky and productive fine of one week!

Xandria

Thanks Doodle. I was watching airplane when I saw this... and the lady was talking jive. I just about choked on my juice. LMAO.

Look Blood.. don' be talking no jive.

Well I am going to bounce outta this thread fo' sure.

X. Of yes, OMG I am in the South Class.

drwtsn32

I have no skill so I have to use quotes from Airplane:

First Jive Dude: Shit man, that honky mus' be messin' my old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head. You know?
Second Jive Dude: Hey home, I can dig it. You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you man.
First Jive Dude: I say hey sky, s'other s'ay I wan say?
Second Jive Dude: UH...
First Jive Dude: Pray to J I get the same ol' same ol'.
Second Jive Dude: Eh. Yo knock yourself a pro slick, gray matter live performas down now take TCB'in man.
First Jive Dude: Hey, you know what they say... See a broad, to get that booty yak 'em.
First Jive Dude, Second Jive Dude: Leg 'er down 'n smack 'em yak 'em
First Jive Dude: Cold got to be. You know? Shiiiiit.

drwtsn32

And here's another.

Randy: Can I get you something?
Second Jive Dude: 'S'mofo butter layin' me to da' BONE! Jackin' me up... tight me!
Randy: I'm sorry, I don't understand.
First Jive Dude: Cutty say 'e can't HANG!
Jive Lady: Oh stewardess! I speak jive.
Randy: Oh, good.
Jive Lady: He said that he's in great pain and he wants to know if you can help him.
Randy: All right. Would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine?
Jive Lady: Jus' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch ya up on da' rebound on da' med side.
Second Jive Dude: What it is, big mama? My mama no raise no dummies. I dug her rap!
Jive Lady: Cut me some slack, Jack! Chump don' want no help, chump don't GET da' help!
First Jive Dude: Say 'e can't hang, say seven up!
Jive Lady: Jive ass dude don't got no brains anyhow! Hmmph!

Left_Field

Y'all wanna hear mah brutha on tha air ways chiilin'? You don't, you be illin. Seen?

Jive Talkin' Hip-replacin' L_F

Delta.wav File

Puternut

Yo, Doodles, sup girl friend? You spoutin' again sista.

Them Dallas posta bitches got nuttin on us, hear? We be jammin and guzzlin' foam till brightnin. We be so whipped up. This joint is gonna jump. Killer diller time, know what I am sayin?

I'm gonna truck me up there, togged to the bricks with a sky piece and some ground grippers. Leaving my lead sheet. I'm wanna cut me some rug there. I'm a gasser on the dance floor. You dig?

Hope them pounders won't latch on.

Well, I'll trilly now....... layta y'all

Larry

Solid !

Corvin

Doodles, Whaddya say, gate? Are you in the know, or are you a solid bringer-downer? Are you Hep to the Jive?' Here's the stone bible for you to collar that apple trickeration that will truly get your boots on!

Say all you cats and chicks, don't be icky. Bust your conk on this mess and you'll be wailin' with the mellows.

Them Clydes done blew their wigs when flygirl upped and put her boots on!

My apologies. I have only been studying Jive for a couple of weeks.

Corvin

doodle-v

Puter, what it is brutha man? Corvin what's goin down? lay some skin on me sweet daddy!

Check it, all you hep cats and chicks need to slide on in this here thread and talk some jive with me unless you a sucka!

findingme

Where can I learn to speak jive like Mrs. Cleaver and the rest of you? I want to join in on the convo!

Are you one cool cat? then lets talk jive!

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