Finding me, you dig this jive? Get in there, it's a hard spiel. You could be a hep cat, it's killer diller. Lamp at Doodle's link.
Are you one cool cat? then lets talk jive!
by doodle-v 28 Replies latest jw friends
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drwtsn32
LMFAO... check out this translator!!
http://www.ighetto.com/html/jive.shtml
I mean, Yo' ass got'ta spot dis translata'!
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Surreptitious
Whooo Lawdy! Dem deminz has sho nuff gone an' duuuunn it now.
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Surreptitious
Incidently, the above comment was not meant to be Jive. It's Runaway Slave.
I will now speak Jive:
Hello all you good persons. What is up with all of that? You should most certainly come down to my humble crib. There we will engage in celebration. This thread is very
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drwtsn32
Syrup, I jived up your last paragraph thanks to the translata!
Wha's down all yo' ass badass sucka's. Whut be down wit' all o' dat? Yo' ass should most certain-like come waaay down t' mah humble crib. Dair we will engage in celebrashun. Dis thraid be real damn delightful...a', hip
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Corvin
Let us not confuse ebonics and Jive. They are two seperate lingos.
Corvin
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findingme
I is catchin' on! Thanx 4 da help.What it is, Mama!
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doodle-v
ok I guess some of y'all need a little help with this here jive thang. First check out the link on the first page of this thread. See its a bit different then ebonics. Jive is what how you would be talking if you were swinging cool cat in the 30's wearing a zoot suit and checking out all the fine ladies.
So just replace "ing" with "in"-ie. wearin, talkin, watchin, somethin
Do you understand="ya dig?" "can you dig it?"
Thing="thang"
Beautiful lady="fine thang" "sweet thang" "sugar mama" "queen" "foxy mama"
Good looking man=sweet daddy
Give me a five= "slap me some skin"
How are you?="what's goin down?" "what it is?"
Friend=brother man, hep cat, playa, my man
Bastard="sucka" "jive turkey"
clothes=threads
killer diller=great. or fun
get it? or you can mix in a bit of your own lingo.
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Corvin
I learned Jive in medical school. The following is taken from a 1930's medical student's manual for a NY Hospital.
Barium - what you do when the patient dies
Bunion - Paul's surname
Cat Scan - when the Secret Service looks for Socks
Cauterize - made eye contact with her
Constipation - endangered feces
Coronary - domesticated yellow bird
D&C - where Washington is
Dilate - to live a long time
Enema - opposite of a friend
Fibrillate - to tell a small lie
Genital - non-Jew
Hernia - pertaining to a female's knee
Humerus - to tell us what we want to hear
Intestine - currently taking an exam
Node - was aware of
Outpatient - a person who has fainted
Ova - finished; done with
Pap smear - to slander your father
Pelvis - the evil twin of Elvis
Paradox - two doctors
Penis - someone who plays the piano
Rectum - dang near killed him
Sacrum - holy
Seizure - Roman Emperor
Sperm - to reject, look away from
Urine - the opposite of "you're out!"
White Count - the number of Caucasians
Hope it helps you Jive-novices out there
Corvin