What is wrong with these women, why are they trying to kill me with sex? (page 5)

Eyebrow2

Quick yer bitchin' and just be happy you are getting some.

Sheesh.

Kaethra

Maverick just wants to make sure that we all know he's a stud.

FlyingHighNow

Maverick just wants to make sure that we all know he's a stud.

Nawwwwwww, not our Mav. He just needs to move out of Surf City.

"Two girls for every boy!" BeachBoys

Brummie

I think its a bit crooked of you to tell these ladies that Kidney Stones are made of clustered diamonds and could pop out at any minute! Works every time huh..:)

Brummie

Sirona

My take on this is that you have been passed out for almost a week and been delusional. Is your right arm unexplainably tired?

Shotgun!! LMAO!!

Sirona

Mac

I had sex for four hours once!!!!

(of course 3 and a half was apologizing.)

mac

shotgun

I've been up all night thinking about Mavericks terrible situation.

I've only ever tried this on a cat, but Maverick this just might work. Get a pen and paper to write down a list of materials you'll need to quickly pass your stones.

1. Safety goggles

2. A white full body labratory suit

3. Rubber gloves

4 Plywood...hammer and nails

5. Packing tape

First cover your windows with plywood to prevent a possible broken window or God forbid some innocent passerby being struck by one of your stones.

Now cut the ass and crotch out of the lab suit and put it along with the safety goggles and rubber gloves on.

Like I said, this does cause unexplained things to happen with cats and I'm quite sure it will also cause you to do things you never thought possible.

Bend over and press the packing tape firmly (but gently) on your exposed anus, now firmly grip your pistola and aim it in a safe direction and rip the tape off at the same time in a smooth but firm fashion.

If the police call because of reported small arms fire, say you never heard anything.

You may also want to supply ear plugs for your neighbours.

Nosferatu

Man, that sux. Sorry to hear you going through the kidney stone pain.

The unfortunate part about short term relationships, is there's no real committment. They're basically not authorized to take care of you or understand that you're going through a difficult time. That only appears in long term relationships (or women who desire to have a long term relationship with you). They're only there because you make them feel attracted to you. They love that feeling, and that's the only reason they're around.

However, I wouldn't take what these women say too personally. What I would do is take it another step; turn down a couple of dates, and just tell them that you need to get your rest. Remember to take care of yourself first.

Sassy

Shotgun, wouldn't it be easier if he just got some guy from the board who hasn't had sex for a little while.. to come and stay with him for a few days to give him a break? and play stand in?

Xena

Nos took my comment...don't you hate it when that happens???

What is wrong with these women, why are they trying to kill me with sex?

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