What is wrong with these women, why are they trying to kill me with sex? (page 7)

Surreptitious

I think you're on the right track Mav. I've always heard that a roll in the hay gathers no stones.

Or something like that...

Thank you all for your imput. I don't get sick very often and neither of these ladies has ever seen me sick. They both have been with me when I have broken bones or been cut or banged up and I still took care of them anyway. I wonder if they just did not realize how bad off I was feeling? It takes a lot to slow me down but kidney stones are REAL bad. Neither of these ladies ever had them and both told me they figure most guys are big babies. They just did not take me seriously.

I'm feeling better but I'm letting my employee do most of the heavy stuff. I'm trying to save myself for Paris! Maverick

The Angry Atheist

"Mav those must be some drugs your on..

My take on this is that you have been passed out for almost a week and been delusional. Is your right arm unexplainably tired?"

-so........are you ganna share? hunh?

Maverick

Sure!............ I'm ambidextrous. Maverick

Sassy

Maverick.. you are probably right.. they probably do not realize just how sick you are or how difficult things are at the moment..

Maybe you just need to tell them straight out.. unless they want to kill ya.. let ya heal first.. and you'll have plenty for them later...

question.. do they know about each other?

Sassy

shoot! I never get doublt posts!!! and I never have enough posts as it is!! shoot shoot shoot..

carry on. ignore this post!!

Maverick

No they don't know abound each other or I'd be posting comments from the hospital! Maverick

Cassiline

No they don't know abound each other or I'd be posting comments from the hospital! Maverick

LOL Mav. forget about the pain from the kidney stones, right? Cassi

Maverick

I've had some close calls! I was with one driving away from my house as the other one drove up. She couldn't see in the pick-up. Thank God for tinted windows. Last night I took one to the Devil- Rays game and when I visited the other one today she told me she was at the game but could not find me. It's only a matter of time. I do like to live on the edge! The key is to be cool and never give it up. I buy them the same cards and gifts and check in eack day so I know what happening. I never set out to do this but I like them both. But if they give me crap I'll dump them both and bring in the B team! I know I'm a dog but I don't care! Maverick

ApagaLaLuz

ever stop to think maybe God's punishing you with the stones?

What is wrong with these women, why are they trying to kill me with sex?

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