Hi all - another newbie!!!

by bull01lay 44 Replies latest jw friends

  • bull01lay
    bull01lay

    Dribbling with anticipation already Xena!!

    Obviously I knew you were from the states - didn't realise you were from Texas though... I was over in Dallas, November last year!! Came over for an IT course, and made some friends. Quickly fell in love with the place - applied for a job at a hospital there but didn't hear anything!

    Met my first real life, genuine, bona fide Redneck too!! What a riot we had!! One of the guys on the course played softball, and arranged a night out with some of the team!!! My sides hurt with laughing by the end of the night!

    One of the other guys and his lady took me out to the Dallas Ranch at South Fork / Fort ???? Another one took me to meet his family - his daughter wanted to know if british guys all spoke like Hugh Grant!!!! I was really impressed by the friendliness of the Texans, and hope to visit again one day. So be warned.....I may well be over with my spanking paddle to hand....!

    Cheers sweetie....

  • Valis
    Valis

    bull01lay welcome to the forum! Please pay no attention to Gumby or LT...both right bastards indeed..

    Sincerely,

    District Overbeer

  • ApagaLaLuz
    ApagaLaLuz

    Wow Bull! Thanks for sharing your story. I can tell you're going to be a wlecome addition to the Board! Hoooray! And Welcome!

  • LyinEyes
    LyinEyes

    Welcome Bull........, it's great to have you.

  • LittleToe
    LittleToe

    Dede:

    Welcome Bull........, it's great to have you.

    Hehehe, I can assure you that he'll love that Freudian slip.
    There must be something in the air today. We're all at it - even Mouthy!!!

  • LyinEyes
    LyinEyes

    Darn you Little Toe,,,,,,, I swear I thought that sounded "funny" but left it alone, as my mind is always finding words that sound perverted. Actually, I find it hard to keep a straight face alot of the time because someone always says something that I can make into something dirty.
    But,,geeeeesh, you think I could watch myself a little better huh? hehe

  • LittleToe
    LittleToe

    Dede:
    Well, if you don't watch you, I will...
    ...though Denny might complain

  • bull01lay
    bull01lay

    For the avoidance of doubt... be very careful!! I will pick up on anything that can possibly be construed as 'dodgy!'

    A sense of humour is a terrible thing to waste - how I managed to keep mine stifled all those years I'll never know - but now it's free, rawcous, lewd, and sometimes plain sick!! Hope y'all will be able to cope with it!! Still, I'm sure LT has broken you in gently!

    Good night from sunny old England!!

    'Bull'

  • LittleToe
    LittleToe

    I'm not at liberty to speak about what I've "broken in gently", ya innuendous wee varmit!!!
    LOL

    Nite mate. I'll give ya a call tomorrow!

  • FMZ
    FMZ
    A sense of humour is a terrible thing to waste - how I managed to keep mine stifled all those years I'll never know - but now it's free, rawcous, lewd, and sometimes plain sick!! Hope y'all will be able to cope with it!! Still, I'm sure LT has broken you in gently!

    I am thinking he will fit in just fine. I'm not sure about LT breaking us in... I think he just plain broke us.

    FMZ

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