There are so many bizarre band names these days, you could get away with just about anything!
How about...
Tented Boxers...
A.B.C. (Already Been Chewed) Zucchini...
Braided Pits...
Scurvied Gums....
Sprained Larnyx..
Momma's Army Boots...
Virgins No More...
A One anda Two anda Three...
The possibilities are endless!
Good luck!
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