What Would a JW Discussion Forum Accepted By The Society Really Be Like? (page 3)

Englishman

What Would a JW Discussion Forum Accepted By The Society Really Be Like?

You'd have to have a lot of self-pity and behavioural issues. Umm..be very critical of everything and everyone. You'd have to be in the habit of labelling too.

Englishman.

new light

You would have to raise your hand before posting.

LMAO at that one JH!! Yeah, there would have to be a cyberconductor who would call on ones in good standing to make comments in line with present truth. Sounds like a blast!!

Now that we're in the 21st century, we might find out that the Society realizes that even JWs will have the internet, so somehow, sometime, they'll have to work with a CONTROLLED internet forum, perhaps they'll have internet "meetings" for those unable to get out-----kinda like using the phone for those infirm.

Dawn

What Would a JW Discussion Forum Accepted By The Society Really Be Like?

boring! Uterly mind numbing and boring - just like the meetings.

Sassy

oh shhh.. I mean crap.. don't get me started.. having been a admin and mod on the pro JW boards.........

they don't approve of any of them..

even with the plan to 'be good'... they end up gossiping.. and the WTS comes down on those who are on them if there is any report of trouble..I personally could name names of people who were told to get off the boards or they would be off the Pioneer list.. off the body of elders............or MS.. etc

and the gossip?????????????? I know.. they had to delete information on some of the boards to save their as... I mean behinds from being in JC just for the gossip posted there.. (and yes I mean boards still open RIGHT NOW.. not ones closed and in the past)

I bet we wouldnt have an "oral sex" thread and "position" thread that's for sure

LOL Chevys.......you are so right about that..........we would have nipped that in the bud and removed a member for even trying to post it.......

Imagine me.. Sassy.. playing Police AGAINST threads like that?????????????//

JeffT

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Brother Thomas you fell asleep, please try to pay attention.

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trumangirl

Undercover you made me LOL. I always hated that five fingers illustration!

trumangirl

Englishman, by gum, is that really you? you're more goodlooking in real life.

Mr Ben

WEEK 1: Welcome to FriendsofJehovah.com! This forum is like a grand tent of Jehovah spreading out to reach all of those who love him. The faithful and very discreet slave have embraced this loving provision to further advance the worldwide work and encourage all to humbly follow the lead of the Great Shepherd. In times past God?s people have made use of the latest technology, including talking movies and the radio! Yes it is God?s provision!

WEEK 2: Some have asked if time spent on this forum can be entered as time on the monthly field service report. Yes and no. Time spent typing and posting to unbaptised interested ones may be counted, but discussions with our fellow brothers and sisters should not be included in the report. We should not get overly pedantic about it, but it is noteworthy that crashes, downtime and network delays should be deducted form the total.

WEEK 3: Some have reported that time spent speaking to unbaptised persons on internet forums has led to communications with ones that we would not normally associate with. Bad association spoil useful habits. We are monitoring this closely.

WEEK 4: It has been reliably reported to us that some who are weaker in the faith are making use of a certain internet chat forum. Would we allow apostates into our homes? No! We do not wish to feed at the same table as demons!

WEEK 5: Jehovah says cast out the unclean thing! Internet forums are the spidery traps of the Devil. We did not tell you to do it, but some have run ahead of the organisation and took it upon themselves to misinterpret earlier comments by the brothers. Thankfully Jehovah?s people have the admonition of the faithful slave to guide them in these perilous times just before the end. FriendsofJehovah.com is not a place the faithful wish to enter! Yes it is Satan?s provision!

minimus

Very good, Mr. Ben.

What Would a JW Discussion Forum Accepted By The Society Really Be Like?

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