by Junction-Guy 33 Replies latest jw friends
I'm all for going to Valwasters house and getting about half hammered........then either stay there and get the other half me hammered, or go back to the Bradford, or go anywhere else Valis goes. I've decided I'm hangin on to him like a leach. He's my new friend
Gumby
Eh Gumbrasive you are more than welcome at my house. It is quite easy to get here from the hotel. Even for a Gumbicile such as yourself. I bet the hotel shuttle would take you or even a cab ride would be cheap...or perhaps one of our Gumbastards would come and fetch you here...whatever...there's still a Gumbeating in store for you wherever...
Sincerely,
District Overgumb
Well, it's lookin like I'm gonna be a lonley poor late arriving bastard. Plane gets in Dallas at 7:24PM so that means I'll get to the hotel about 8:30 or a little earlier....so I'll prolly see who's around, drink and chat a bit.......then call Sassy (if I don't get tied up)
So this is the thanks I get for gettin' your backside from the airport to the Bradford?? You're gonna spend time with Valis and call Sassy??
Lisa of the "that's ok...it doesn't hurt...I'll be fine" class
So what will be going on around 10pm when Steve and I arrive? A big empty hotel to play in? We aren't from around those parts 'zactly.
What time is everyone going to BillyBob's and when is everyone planning on leaving from there? I understand that it is a 30 to 40 minute trip there right?
I think WildTurkey and I will be in Dallas around 3pm. We are leaving the kids with the grands and after a few bathroom breaks along the way, hopefully we will be there by then..... I havent even reserved a room yet.......hope they still have some. My sister had some drama going on in her life this week and I wasnt sure I could get away from here.........Gawd.......Calgon....... I mean Dallas,,,,,,,,take me away!!!
So if all stays fairly calm we will see ya'll soon...
Dede, the last I checked, which was just a couple of days ago, they had 114 rooms left. You'll be fine. Worst case scenario....Me and FMZ can go out and sleep in the pool lawn chairs, and you guys can have our room. These kinda deals run a little more money though
Lisa sweetie,.....I had it planned you were sidekickin with the boys all along....just cuz I mentioned I love Valis, don't mean I still don't love you and want you to be there too!......quit gettin so jealous already!
Princess,
10PM? And you think the hotel will be empty? It's gonna look like lunchtime around the foodline at an assembly around there! Seriously, there will be some Billybob deadbeats that didn't go, guys like like me lookin for girls in black little bikini's, guys like Valis passed out in the lobby, and other losers.
Gumby
Gumby...you man whore...not once have you mentioned the deep affliction I mean affection we have for one another....BTW FMZ is posting pictures of you on his thread.
I haven't in NO WAY forgotten you my friend! I've just been waitin for you to come out from hiding. Where you been?
Gumby
Just in case Gumby.. The TWO key word that you will need to know in dealing with SHOTGUN..
(and this has been a family secret..so shhhh)
In backwards apostate code.
"TCUD EPAT"
I say no more...
Special K
