"husbands and boyfriends come and go but tattoos are forever."
Agreed. The best one I've heard so far was about an American soldier who fell in love with a Japanese woman while serving in the far east. They married, and he had her name, OSHI, tattooed on his neck. Fast forward a few years, they move back to the US after he gets out of the military. She becomes an American citizen & soon divorces him. He wound up having the tatoo modified to say OSHIT.