What is your most Embarassing moment?

by winter 61 Replies latest social family

  • wednesday
    wednesday

    my hubby and i were at the marriage therapist and on our way out the door. I had eaten some prunes earlier that day to get "regulated". I leaned over and a VERY LOUD, BLUBBERY POUT, rather an atomic blast ,emited from me. My hubby and the doc busted out laughing. the doc looked down the hall to see if anyone else had opened their office doors to see what the noise was. I was red faced and could not even look him in the eye. It is a miricle i did not have to change my underwear.

    was that too much information?

  • Sassy
    Sassy

    actually my other embarrasing thing, I posted about on a similar thread here a few months back..

    when I very first fell off the "be a good JW lifestyle" and had sex with this 'brother'... who took pictures.... when we split up he sent them to one of my JW friends, who forwarded them on to a number of people on the PRO JW discussion boards... so there I was having anal sex.. and other such things.. and a ton of judgemental JWs were getting them emailed to them...

    which is why I am no longer shy about the fact I had pics.. hell.. if I lived through that.. why be shy about it now..

    but then I could have died... not to mention the sister called my elders..

    I was wondering why she didn't take an ad out in the newspaper to make sure everyone knew about them!

  • frenchbabyface
    frenchbabyface

    Wednesday ... at least it is truly funny !

  • Crazy151drinker
    Crazy151drinker

    *grabs Sassy and a digital camera and pretends to be a French Director*

  • frenchbabyface
    frenchbabyface

    LOL 151 don't get crazy over the French stuff !

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere

    Interesting difference between men and women...

    Man: Hey guys... check out the sex pics I took with this chick the other night!!!
    Woman: OMG!!! OMG!!! How did THOSE pics get on the internet?!?!?!

  • SixofNine
    SixofNine

    ((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((fbf)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

  • Insomniac
    Insomniac

    This is awful, but here goes:

    Honey-bunny and I had been dating a couple of months. One day, we went to the beach together, hiked in the woods nearby, etc. We got back to his place and I was so tired, he said I should take a nap on his bed while he fixed us some dinner. I slept a while, and when he called me to say dinner was ready, I realized what day of the month it was- I had bled profusely all over his comforter! (Mercifully, I had my duffel bag in the room with me, and it had my gym pants in it-whew!) I figured I would take it home and wash it for him, but I couldn't very well take it out of his apartment without him noticing. So, I rolled it up and told him it looked grubby, and I was going to wash it for him just to be nice. Well, he kept saying, no, don't bother, until I finally had to fess up. So he grabs it and starts spraying the stain with laundry stain remover, so it wouldn't set in. I was mortified, but he kept saying that he'd been married, had a few girlfriends, he was used to "girl stuff". Turns out, the comforter had been a wedding present from his now-deceased mother, and it was one of the few things he'd taken from the home when he and his wife divorced because it was so special to him. Which just made me feel more awful, but I was able to get the stain out, thank God!

  • got my forty homey?
    got my forty homey?

    I was just curious cause my wive's panties say January, Febuary, March, April, etc

    LOL At least we can say your story takes the prize, a used pair of Victoria Secrets thongs wore by a teenager to her prom and returned them for the 6 bucks they costed!

  • got my forty homey?
    got my forty homey?

    Since your not shy about these things anymore please email me at

    [email protected]

    Imediately!

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