See some gals are just easy!!
That is what you meant to say right SimpleSally?
by simplesally 22 Replies latest jw friends
See some gals are just easy!!
That is what you meant to say right SimpleSally?
yup im blonde ... and face the little blonde jokes everyday of my life. The most embarassing thing i ever said has gotta be on a school trip to France. We were passing the Eiffel tower on the coach.. the only problem was i didn't know that it was infact the Eiffel tower and so idiot me went and shouted out... 'Where's the Eiffel tower'. I've never quite lived that one down
xLaurax
Mrs. O is just the opposite: she often refuses to believe anything that comes out of my mouth, because she knows I like to yank people's chains.
So ... one night we when we still lived in Florida, we went fishing. And we're standing on the river bank with our poles, occasionally wading out to about knee deep in the water. And there's this low rumbling/croaking sound from just downstream. Mrs. O said something about bullfrogs. I said it might also be alligators, as it was mating season and they get very territorial and very noisy. Sure enough, she scoffed & told me she wasn't falling for my bullshit.
Fast forward about 5 years, we're watching some nature documentary about the Everglades. And they had a segment on alligator mating habits. Mrs. O's eyes nearly popped out of her skull when she heard a familiar low rumbling/croaking sound coming from the TV. "You really weren't kidding that night!"
LOL!!! That is funny!
Thats ok,we all have our moments,I know I do.
I remember when Simplesally was fooled.........unfortunately I was asked to be a party to it.. He said to me.. shhhhh.......she thinks I have to rewind them every night..
me.. I have blonde moments too.. I remember one time I sat on the bed and on the remote control light swith for the room and I jumped when the light came on.....freaked out it came on its own.. well duh.. I had sat on the remote...
worse though.. all the years my parents were together I never heard them have sex.. so I asummed noises just didn't travel through walls...I remember my ex shhhusshing me and I never even tried to be quiet cuz I really didn't understand what was heard.. I was in the zone so to speak and I never heard my folks.. well when I got divorced and got apartment neighbors I had a revelation!! wowwwww! you can hear!! (which upset me cuz I was a good JW and not getting any)..
so I asked my dad after complaining about the animal noises next door.. why didnt' I ever hear them have sex???? he said.. cuz frankly he didn't get that much with my mom.. and when he did, she layed there like a cold fish (eewww)...
I was like OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
and oh my.. what my kids had heard through the 17 years of my marriage to their dad.. uh oh
A blond motorist was pulled over by a blond policewoman. The policewoman asked to see her driver's license. The driver fumbled through her purse and finally said: "I can't find it. What does it look like?" The policewoman replied, "Well, it's square and has your picture on it." The driver looked through her purse again and finally looked at a compact with a mirror on it. She said, "here it is and handed it to the policewoman."
The policewoman took a look at it and said, "If I had known you were also a cop I wouldn't have pulled you over!"
Farkel
Here's one I told a very blonde friend of mine
We were going camping and had to take drinking water with us. I told her I found this great camping store where you could get dehydrated water. It was great because you didn't have all that extra weight to carry.
Yup she asked me "How do you reconstituted it?"
Add water.
I also managed to convince her that I could make a quarter pass through the solid wooden table. Her mouth was hanging on the floor. She thought I really could do it. Until I showed her the trick.
My ex and I would rent DVD's and as I would go to bed, he would turn off the lights and tell me he was going to rewind the movie.
LOL, I use to play similar gags on my ex-wife. English was her second language and she was just learning when we met, so I use to feed her made up words and wrong phrases she would sometimes actually use to my amusement. She got me back though.
Now, Mary and I have this ongoing game whereby when we are watching tv together, we take an item on the news or a tv show and elaborate on it as if we have some esoteric knowledge about that specific topic or person. She gets me so good sometimes; I fall for her line of crap hook, line an sinker. She just laughs at me.
Cheers,
Corvin
because she knows I like to yank people's chains.
(Gasp!) Oh, surely not you, thou sainted Dan-O? I would NEVER believe that in a million years!
(yeah right!)
I've only been blonde for 2 weeks so nobody's played a trick on me yet.