Thinking about going to the District Convention!

by Elsewhere 35 Replies latest jw friends

  • flower
    flower

    And I thought I needed to get a life!

    Just kiddin Dave....We know youre just going to check out the latest summer fashions modeled by the sisters who walk around during the session. lol

  • Elsewhere
    Elsewhere
    We know youre just going to check out the latest summer fashions modeled by the sisters who walk around during the session

    Damn! How'd ya know???

  • blondie
    blondie

    Elsewhere, are you taking a thermos of martinis?

    Blondie

  • Carmel
    Carmel

    Elsy

    Now if I did have such a device, do you think I would entrust it to someone so unbalanced they are planning to attend a JW convention? Im generous to a fault, but I ain't stupid!

    Go elswhere for yer device..

    carmel

  • mineralogist
    mineralogist

    So if you think it is worth going there to record the talks - which are of special interest? I mean, last year it was "Beware of the voice of strangers" or the "resolution" that got my attention. Do you plan to attend all three days?

    Maybe someone could direct to the "good" ones for us apostates and for that talk i'd maybe also go to tape it.

    [added] And don't forget to scan the new brochure

  • shamus
    shamus

    Oh come now, Elsewhere. Don't you have anything better to do with your time? I don't give a rat's ass what they say and wouldn't spend one second listening to that drivel if you put it online.

    We're still evil.

    We're still bird food.

    All of us are dead.

  • Gadget
    Gadget

    My parents only told me about the local convention AFTER it had been on in case I decided to go to it............

  • Special K
    Special K

    Elsewhere, if your thinking about going to a convention man.

    All I can say to that is..

    I think that if anyone has been suggesting that you get out more, that this is probably not what they meant.

    you can be so funny at times

    lol

    Special K

  • cruzanheart
    cruzanheart

    Elsewhere, you're a masochist. Have you forgotten how friggin' HOT it is in Ft. Worth during assembly time??? Oh well, you might have some fun. Why not take your copy of "Crisis of Conscience," and every time the audience is asked to look up a Scripture, flip through it like it's your Bible and then laugh uproariously.

    Nina

  • dorothy
    dorothy

    I'm going this weekend to the one in Cornwall, Ontario. Someone should come with ME!

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