Go Get Em COSBY!!! (page 20)

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Hmmmph. And I was just gonna invite you over for pizza! I ordered it and forgot to press 1 for English and the default language was Spanish and I ended up with a plaintain and pineapple pizza and I thought 'I bet my orange monkey friend would like this!' but nooooooo

shamus100

Are you mocking me? You're not getting it back!

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Nope, I was editing.

shamus100

Well, then. Okay. I guess I was wrong. It's still not my fault, though. I'm the model of perfection.

NewChapter

It's NEVER your fault. I blame professional athletes.

shamus100

Thank you, THANK YOU! You are quite an intelligent person.

You really do get it - I am the alpha monkey, and you're okay with it. I like it, I like it. :D

garyneal

If convicted of murder, you will be put to death by the same method you chose for the victim you killed: gun, knife, strangulation, etc.

Microwave or put a child in boiling water? Death by boiling oil.

Place a child in Florida everglades to be eaten by alligators? Death by being eaten alive by lions.

Stab an infant or child or place needles in a child? Death by sword or axe.

Throw children off bridge? Death by hanging: you are thrown off same bridge with bungie cord tied around your neck like a noose, with heavy weights attach to your feet. Hang for five minutes, cut cord, sink to bottom. Never to come up.

Go Get Em COSBY!!!

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