Johnny, I really gleaned() alot from your anecdote.
What a great story. Now I wanna go and check it out for myself. You did real good handling it the way you did.
next it's the waterfall shaped like a watchtower. i busted out laughing when he told me , the water would not flow over evenly, till they made it look like a wt.680 gallons a minute
Holy crap! A WT-shaped water fall? Smacks of idolatry to me. "All hale and bow down to the golden Watchtower!"
Best Regards,
Corvin