WT Run By Out Of Touch Old Men? Proof!

by metatron 34 Replies latest jw friends

  • metatron
    metatron

    Take a good look at ezekiel's post regarding the District Convention's talk on behavior at meetings and note the

    Society's complaint that too much gum chewing and paper rustling is going on. Kids, they note, have been observed

    making "karate-like movements" while playing outside Kingdom Halls.

    Could there be any more profound evidence that the organization is run by a group of out-of-touch, elderly men?

    Can you easily visualize a crankly old Theocrat "observing", from a distance ( the only way to deal with those

    undisciplined young kids!), "karate-like" movements, that might (gasp!) knock him down?

    Can you easily grasp the image of a crotchety organization that has no idea what to do with its increasingly

    disaffiliated youth?

    Does a mental picture emerge of a dying leadership that longs for the return of a Victorian past - while Witness

    kids play video games, download porn and long for leaving their congregations behind?

    Can you visualize a collection of elderly overlords who secretly admire Talmudic regulation and interact with families

    with all the discernment of an anthropologist on Mars?

    Thank you, I feel better now

    metatron

  • Lostreality
    Lostreality

    so true...so very true...

    no kids were allowed outside the kingdom hall alone at one point because there was too much going on to distract them from the word of god.

    *gr*

  • gitasatsangha
    gitasatsangha

    alt

    Postate Leia: "The more you tighten your grip, the more publishers will slip through your fingers."

    Grand Moff Jaracz"Charming to the last, Postate Leia"

    Darth Sydlik, "I felt a disturbance in the force, my lord. It is Brother Obi."

    Grand Moff Jaracz, "Nonsense my friend. You are the last of your religion. It's probably just some youth making karate like moemennts. Destroy him immediately."

    Darth Sydlik, "As you wish."

  • minimus
    minimus

    They should severly spank these little kung fooers......"Karate like moves"-----maybe they were just doin' a little break dancin'.

  • seattleniceguy
    seattleniceguy

    ROFL @ Gita!

  • undercover
    undercover

    is Brother Obi the same as Obi Ray Franzobi?

  • Scully
    Scully

    The not-so-subtle message is

    "You parents haven't been doing your jobs properly, have you?? Those brats of yours aren't good enough to get into the New System? and neither are you. But look at meeeeeeeeee!!!! I'm one of The Anointed?!!!! I'm soooooooooo much better than you'll ever be!!"

  • RunningMan
    RunningMan

    The attendance at my DC has been dropping every year, and the baptisms are half of what they used to be. There hasn't been an outside conversion in a decade in any of the congregations that I know of.

    If they think that their biggest problems are kids rustling paper and making karate like movements, then they truly have their head in the sand.

  • czarofmischief
    czarofmischief

    This is the dumbest religion ever.

    CZAR

  • gitasatsangha
    gitasatsangha

    they were kungfu fighting, and it was very frighting

    how can people stand this stupid nonsense anymore

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