? Nobody (even worldly relatives) allowed to clink glasses at a wedding.
(Might bring the demons, stumble somebody, or it?s pagan?I dunno!)
? Not allowed to say, ?Good luck,? or ?God bless you? after a sneeze.
(They?re just common expressions. They should really also make a law forbidding the phrases ?Thank you,? ?You?re welcome,? and ?How are you?? They could be ?pagan? too!)
? No going to any food place outside district convention grounds.
(I think they hand out elder sheriff badges in the convention administration department.)
? No wearing beards.
(You wouldn?t want to look like a Christian, would you?)
? No sister shall read any paragraphs at the Congregation Book Study?.
(A sister might be the president of a large corporation, but she can?t read a friggin? paragraph even in someone?s private home? Give me a break! Also, why the hell can sisters take turns on the main reception desk at Bethel, and also read scriptures at the Book Study?, but they?re not allowed to read paragraphs from the book? Hello!!)
? No smurfs.
(Once at a JW social gathering, they only had a plastic tablecloth with smurf cartoons on it. So they actually turned it over so no-one would be stumbled! It?s true, folks?I?m not making this one up!)
? No hanging up posters of famous people.
(Unless it?s of Charles Russell, Judge Rutherford, or your local presiding overseer.)
As for wearing only white shirts, it doesn?t really matter to me what colour they are?they?re still just as uncomfortable!
?SAHS