Darn Flies

by RR 16 Replies latest jw friends

  • RR
    RR

    So, I'm in the basement for most of the afternoon, watching a little TV, do a little study, search the net, and I have three flies bugging the heck out of me. Just swarming over my head. Above me is the ceiling light, and the light from the monitor plus the little 13" TV, they just fly around buging me. I took an old Watchtower magazine opened it up to the middle and rolled it up the long way. I killed two them but the third guy, he won't go down. I'm not sleeping till his dead!

    RR

  • Stefanie
    Stefanie

    I hate flies!

    I usually wont stop until i have killed it.

    I recently discovered that one squirt of windex does the trick

    It smells better than raid too.

  • czarofmischief
    czarofmischief

    HUJNT AND KILL!!!!

    CZAR

  • ohiocowboy
  • RR
    RR

    Wow OC, never thought I'd se the day you were speechless!

  • Mac
    Mac
    I took an old Watchtower magazine opened it up to the middle and rolled it up the long way. I killed two them

    Best damned use of the Watchtower I've heard in a while!!!!!!! Bravo!!

    mac

  • Atilla
    Atilla

    Yep, sounds like you are in New Jersey

  • Special K
    Special K

    Wow RR.. good use of a Watchtower..

    sounds like you will need heavier equipment for that last persistent fly..

    Try the "New World Translation"..lol

    When there is a fly in our house we just bring in our new kitty.. He really goes on a seek and destroy mission with any flies in our house...and then eats them.. Ewwwww!.

    If you lived closer to me RR.. I'd bring over my "Lean Mean Fly Cat-ching Machine".

    Special K

  • gumby
    gumby

    I know this sounds a little extreme and you screw your home up a bit........but a double barrell 12 gauge shotgun with # 8 bird shot, will knock em on their arse!!!!!

    Gumby

  • ozziepost
    ozziepost

    RR,

    You used the wrong weapon, you needed the Awake!

    Ozzie

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