Darn Flies

by RR 16 Replies latest jw friends

  • LittleToe
    LittleToe

    Ozzie:
    Aye, if he doesn't get the fly, at least reading it should put him to sleep

  • RR
    RR

    Fortunately their confined to the basement. I don't know how they got down there. We don't have open windows. I go into my study and the little desk lamp and monitor light attracks them. Today we got back from Church and as I sat down to watch the "4400" they were swarming all over the place, I thought "what is this "The Amintyville Horror"?

    So my wife went out and got bug spray, I told her get fly paper too. She protested againt the paper, but I insisted, while she was out I killed 28 with my Watchtower magazine, and put the fly paper up, and snap, snap, snap. I got another 14 on the paper there's another two or three byussing around. I guess the flies that are stuck and warning them "stay away ... it's a trap" "help me!!!!"

    I feel like Bi8ll Murray in "Caddy Shack"

    RR

  • Princess
    Princess

    We took the kids fishing today and were bothered by huge biting flies. One landed on Steve's hand and it was bleeding when he brushed the fly off. They were persistent and painful.

    I like the Watchtower usage though. We haven't had any of those lying around for roughly eight years.

    We have ants bothering us currently. House is being sprayed Tuesday. This summer we have had more bugs than usual all over the state from what I've heard.

  • RR
    RR

    All I can say is ... their dead ... all dead! Now if only they could make Witness Fly paper to put outside my door!

    RR

  • gumby
    gumby
    All I can say is ... their dead ... all dead! Now if only they could make Witness Fly paper to put outside my door!

    RR

    They do. It's called a sign. It read's "Crazyass Apostate mean Heathen bastard lives here who knows yer full of bullshite, so hit the damn road ya braindead dipshites!!". Gumby

  • Mulan
    Mulan

    We have ants too, Rachel. Very irritating.............big black ones.

  • funkyderek
    funkyderek

    Put a bucket of manure on the other side of the room. That'll keep the flies away from you!

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