Favorite sayings

by simplesally 20 Replies latest jw friends

  • simplesally
    simplesally

    What do you say when you are trying to get your point across............

    I say:

    What God makes dies. What man makes breaks. ..........then I add, if everything were perfect we'd live forever. (this is my rebuttal when someone says something like: Don't you have faith in this Winnebago we are buying? Why do we need a service contract?)

    or........ Know what's in the oven before you turn it on (when I talk to salespeople about knowing their audience before they try to hit hot buttons)

    and ....... I don't know the key to success but the key to failure is.........on your keychain (when I am mad at someone) or

    the key to failure is trying to please everyone ........

    Now, at home..........when I am mad, its just the f word, oh fiddle!! LOL............right.

  • Badger
    Badger

    One thing led to your mother (instead of one thing led to another)

    Anyhoo...

    Whatever hays your wagon

    I'll sleep when I'm dead

    Life isn't fair...the trick is to make it unfair in your favor.

    Indeed! (stolen from MXC)

    Not so fast my friend (Stolen from Lee Corso)

  • Nosferatu
    Nosferatu
    What do you say when you are trying to get your point across............

    I say.... Dude! Shut the $%#& up and listen to me!!!!

  • simplesally
    simplesally

    Badger, I will have to incorporate some of those!

  • xenawarrior
    xenawarrior

    when wanting to change the subject in a group....

    "So, how bout them Packers?"

    My dad's saying that I held onto:

    "If frogs had wings they wouldn't bump their asses"

    (similar to If the Queen had balls she'd be the King)

    "Ya think?"

    in response to "how are you?: "Finer than Frog's hair"

    "any day is good that I'm not pushing up daisies"

  • HappyDad
    HappyDad

    If you are driving an 18 wheeler with a 53' trailer and come up to a very narrow right turn street.......think about this one..............

    Three lefts make a right!

    HappyDad

  • Mac
    Mac

    No matter how much you wiggle and dance...

    the last three drops go down yer pants!

    mac

  • shotgun
    shotgun

    Does your face hurt...........cuz it's killing me!

    You must be twins....cuz your too stupid for one person.

    We went to different schools together.

    I haven't seen you since Jesus was a carpenter!

  • BONEZZ
    BONEZZ

    If I dialed 1-800-ASSHOLE would you answer? (If they say "No", that just means they've got voicemail.)

    -BONEZZ

  • Pleasuredome
    Pleasuredome

    and my i say, what a super, smashing blouse you've got on.

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